k

the letter females use when they don’t have a good come back

“i’m so sorry i hope we can be friend again”
k.

by awesomeperon8273 October 25, 2017

K

The worst way you could ever answer to a sort of important text.

"Hey, I'm sorry but I can't meet up today"
"k"
I'm so mad right now"
"k"
"My grandma just died and I'm so sad"
"k"
"I kinda wanna die"
"k"
"ykw? just go fuck yourself"
"k"

by ?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?? May 20, 2022

k 911

A weird term used by people who want to fuck a dog, used instead on k9 or canine

Bro your dog is so cute! Can we k 911?
Thanks i got him off marketplace! Wait what does k 911 mean?
Nothing nevermind bro......

by word definer 6969isgay January 31, 2025

K kid

A fellow who has such a gift or talent for karate, he has earned a black belt. Hence the term.

Best friends Jim, Hayden, and Harvey are all quite the K kids. All three have gotten black belts from being capable of chopping five boards at once, with their bare hands or legs.

by JMC70 February 1, 2025

K-pop

A type of sound used to torture other people.

Fuck k-pop

by CatapillarBoy May 25, 2018

up down f**k it up

what it sounds like they're saying in uptown funk

bad singer 1: up down f**k it up
BS 2: no it's (insert off key version of song here)

by yardardar April 5, 2021

K-Paradox

When someone, usually a rude entitled individual, acts (rudely or entitled) like they have never been appropriately punched in the face, but because of them acting rude and entitled, there is NO WAY they have NOT been punched in the face.

That guy is a K-paradox

by Dinoplant April 8, 2025