Zooted

when you're so fucking high that your eyes are red and shit

Person 1: i'm Zooted as shit
Person 2: smokin' that puff-puff I see.

by Urban 69er June 02, 2024

Zooted

The state of being fucked up beyond the limits of the physical and mental world on drugs and/or alcohol.

On New Year's Eve, Hunter and I were so zooted that we couldn't stand up and vomited on a cat!

by A 138 lb wrestler February 19, 2015

Zooted

To visit the zoo more frequently than the average human, and getting fucked up off the smell of animal poop.

Thee homie B-Rad is zooted off the Zebra shit.

by Urban legend August 03, 2017

Zooted

Going really fast in a vehicle

We just zooted that car.

by Rah_54 August 08, 2022

Zooted

The abbreviation of being highly high, like stoned.

Hits cart:
“Damn man I am so zooted rn”

by D1245 January 20, 2020

Zooted

Circumcised

RIP to my Peepaw Bill. Know one will ever have such a freshly zooted hog.

by HogInspector November 05, 2021

Zooted

Zooted
R.I.P Mac miller

"High on ice/meth"
When a drug takes you to the bottom of the metaphorical pot

To the point where you reach the crossroads of life and death

Get zooted to often

It'll take your final breath

To all my dead brothers who lost there soul ,heart,life and teeth

I hope your in a better place when we finally meet

"I don't want nobody calling my momma saying they could have done more and her saying she'd do or give anything to have me back"
But y'all don't wanna face that fact ..

Everybody dies so don't let your life be in vain cause you kept slamming that shit in your veins

I love y'all stay safe .. Its a cold world when you live on the dark

So WALK IN THE LIGHT

I lost my heart lost my mind and lost my physique so zooted I been high as the mountain peaks

by IG:purpleurkleshady March 08, 2022