zoomdick

When a male mistakenly thinks their outgoing audio and/or video is turned off during a video call and begin masturbating.

Jeffrey had a zoomdick incident the other day.

by KaraM96 October 19, 2020

zoomdick

When a male mistakenly thinks their outgoing audio and/or video is turned off during a video call and begins to masturbate.

Jeffrey exposed his zoomdick during a video call yesterday.

by KaraM96 October 19, 2020

Zoom

A waste of space to the human race. An interdenominational mistake to us all.

"zoom"

by Zoom 2.0 October 22, 2020

Zoombating

The act of masturbating on a Zoom call.

Jeffrey Toobin got busted for Zoombating.

by Dominican traveler 69 November 3, 2020

Zoom Mullet

The act of wearing business attire on the top part of your body (IE The portion of your body shown on a webcam for an online meeting) and wearing comfortable clothes on the bottom part of your body (IE The part of your body not shown on camera during an online meeting. attire examples: sweats, leggings, etc) Much like a hair mullet- "Business on top and party on the bottom"

I have been wearing my zoom mullet for almost a year now! I don't think I have any work pants that fit me any more.

My uniform for 2020 is a zoom mullet.

by funnymom25 December 8, 2020

Zoom ‘stume

An outfit that’s business on top and comfort on the bottom suitable for Zoom meetings from home; the mullet of ensembles.

I’m all ready for working from home today—got my Zoom ‘stume on.

by Beeba Duchess December 14, 2020

ZoomButt

The numb feeling you get from sitting in one Zoom meeting after another.

I had 8 hours of Zoom meetings today and I had the worst case of ZoomButt ever.

by SMRK59801 March 24, 2021