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zero tolerance

Politician speak for Zero Intelligence.

Zero Tolerance laws exist to punish the innocent. The guilty already are already fucked so having strict, uniform punishments regardless of the circimstances of the "crime," the persons criminal record and the persons intentions is just stupid.
Anybody who supports zero tolerance policys need to be thrown into a concentration camp until they arent dumbasses. For I have zero tolerance for stupidity.
Being arrested for being DWI even though you are far from being drunk. Mandatory minimum sentences.

As far as school zero tolerance policys go, read around www.zerointelligence.net.
by Arm October 29, 2005
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zero day

ZERO DAY was the code-word that two students used to describe the assault they planned for over a year, and which they finally executed on May 1st, 2001.

On that warm and beautiful spring day, Andre Kriegman and Calvin Gabriel, two students of Iroquois High School, walked onto to their campus with three semiautomatic weapons, a shotgun, a revolver, at least twenty explosive devices and several knives.

ZERO DAY, the movie, brings us into the world of best friends Andre and Calvin.

Self-named the "Army of Two" they used video cameras to record everything relevant to their final "mission." Their video diaries provide a window into their chillingly ordinary lives, and as we get to know them we become seduced by their intelligence, their humor, their directness, the inward and outward expressions of their adolescence, and their terrible single-mindedness.
Andre: Zero Day movie bro.. youtube.com/watch?v=pgRDWjafLm4
Calvin: O_O wow, we're brutal.
by Gregz0rzz December 13, 2006
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Zero Two

Something that exists that I would like to NOT be annoyed by, considering anyone that likes her and Darling in the Franxx will defend her heavily and talk shit at me, making me wish I had a Baton at my side, so I can Vibe Check them with a nasty Headshot.
Weeb: "I think that Zero Two may be the best Waifu. Like, I beat off to her every night bro, like, I WISH she existed irl."
Me: "Um, who you talkin to?"
Weeb: "Bro we're in a Discord server with other weebs, tryna talk to them, stfu"
Me: "I've officially reached the point where I could give two shits about your opinion"
Weeb: "Who asked?"
Me: "... For you to be here?"
by The Correctional Historian October 13, 2020
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zero-to-death

A kill in smash brothers where you take 0% and KO the opponent
I got a sweet zero-to-death combo today it was great!
by tacotacogod March 27, 2019
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zero dark hundred

term arising from the military use of a 24 hour clock (0800 for 8 AM and 2000 for 8 PM- for those people who can't tell if its day or night) e.g. zero three hundred is 3 AM. zero dark hundred is usually inferred to as being sometime after last call and before reville...anytime between 2 and 5 AM. In other words, Waaay to fucking early to get up and go on watch, or on a 20 mile hike.
Whaddaya mean 'patrol'? it's still zero dark hundred!
by mike, PS1, USCG December 30, 2006
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zero time

After being caught masturbating, 'zero time' is the fraction of a second during which a person may simultaniously wipe themselves off, pull up and fasten their pants, reach for the TV remote and change the channel. Usually they end up holding their dick staring at their mother (who pretends not to notice, natch) whilst some hiseously graphics 'erotic' video plays at full volume in the background. As time always seems to just stop at the moment said parent's eyes meet aforementioned masturbator's, this period of time can also be 'zero time'.
"Well, my mum caught me slap-boxing the one-eyed champ last night, and during the zero time, I let out a huge fart."
by John The Happy Black Man October 13, 2005
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zeroed

To be defeated or nullified by someone or something. Its history stems from low-level programming where memory is often filled with zeros before use. It may be used as synonym for more tired terms such as pwned.
"Dude, you just got zeroed by that left-handed albino midget!"

OR

"I was zeroed by that nub's zerg rush, kekeke."
by miknight August 9, 2006
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