One of the absolute tallest lads you will ever meet. Is probably white as fuck but has no problem saying the N word. Even then, no one really cares about his lack of N-word Pass. might be a bit of an Asshole, but secretly, his dopamine levels are off the charts because of the minimum of 2 bitches on his 13 inch cock at all times.
"Yo, you know that crazy-ass tall kid Zach?"
"Yeah, he just walked in and called me Nigga!" Only my dad calls me a Nigga!"
"Yeah, he just walked in and called me Nigga!" Only my dad calls me a Nigga!"
by Ok dadd May 09, 2019
Zach is the best friend you could have. He always finds a way to make you laugh and feel better. Although annoying as hell all the time, he easily lights up a mood and makes things better. Everyone deserves to know a Zach.
by EX1L3 March 14, 2017
a guy who drinks mountain dew a lot, plays goalie in hockey, and grinds on fortnite playgrounds with his friend Nick
by hahahaahahahahahahahahahaaahah October 29, 2018
A redneck with crooked, nicotine stained teeth, breath like cow's ass, and an over-clingy bullshit attitude that makes him propose to his partners after 3 days. Also will tell ex partners to kill themselves, and move on from ex partners at breakneck speed. Often will show off new partner to ex partner, who is just happy they got out of there. Also a Trump supporter with no brain cells to spare.
by Mister Daddy December 24, 2016
A tall guy like 6ft or more likes men fat pice of shit has a small dick and sucks at sports he is a bitch and every one hates him
by Springfield_king 23 February 10, 2018
Zach is Some dumbass who plays fortnite and can’t get a life so he masterbates his self to sleep and then he also has a big wiener
Zach is a fucking dumb idiot
by DigBickOnYourLips January 29, 2019