Yogurt on the Keyboard

A joke that many people use to mention them jacking off and ejaculating on their keyboard.

Person1: is that cum on your keyboard?
Person2: no, I just spilled some yogurt on the Keyboard.

by DeliriousDavid August 9, 2016

trout yogurt

Yogurt that smells like pussy

That shit smells like trout yogurt

by Greg's January 8, 2014

potato yogurt

Male ejaculate.

"Your man stuff tastes like potato yogurt."

by SkeetReese November 7, 2011

Geek Yogurt

The sperm from a geek. A pun on Greek yogurt.

Hey baby, you want some Geek Yogurt?

by brock aka yoshi February 2, 2014

sink yogurt

Semen; refers to the result of ejaculation, presumably masturbatory, into a vanity bowl, basin, or sink. A term from Dublin.

"Lads! I'm mortified! Me Ma found me sink yogurt in the hall jacks'!"

by KO'H July 20, 2006

yogurt male

a cold hearted sigma who only love yogurt and other dairy product.Also perfected rolling knee bar submission.

Benoit is such a yogurt male, W!

by Beno1t September 19, 2023

yogurt jizz

The liquid on top of yogurt that most people throw away or stir in.

What's the liquid on top of my yogurt? Yogurt jizz.

by jojo95 May 10, 2016