wunkin

Someone halfway between a pumpkin and a wanker.

"Oi stop being a wunkin or I'll bollocks ya!"

by leshuey January 18, 2023

wrinkleminge

A miserable, life sucking woman who has an old sour attitude to life. Looks like a Karen sucking a lemon waiting for someone to criticise. Often found working in schools, underqualified and with a chip on their shoulders.

Wrinkleminge has been criticising my lesson plans again!

by Grailo March 27, 2023

Wrinkle berries

The testicles.

He was asleep in the sofa in shorts and everyone saw his wrinkle berries.

He punched my wrinkle berries after P.E.!

by Nobli May 29, 2023

Wrinkler

Wrinkler is a racial slur for the aboriginal peoples of Australia. It refers to the wrinkled appearance of their face.

"Don't let them fuckin' wrinklers in mate. Stop them at the door. I don't want no wrinklers in my store mate. They'll steal."

by progreasenuts June 16, 2023

de-wrinklize

To make a wrinkly item of clothing non-wrinkly.

My shirt had some wrinkles in it, so I put it in the dryer to de-wrinklize it.

by darkblast December 30, 2008

Shit Wrinkle

A power phrase for skid marks in your shitter. A.k.a. the stain left in the end over a toilet bowl after defecating.

"Who left the shit wrinkle in the jacks, I'll punch who ever it was in the barse!", chortled Billy

by soucerous booch January 1, 2010

sack wrinkle

A person who is the essence of a complete douchebag. One who sucks more dick than an foreign grandma.

You sack wrinkle!

by Jamal bagelsauce July 15, 2014