mom wrinkles

The wrinkles a female gets from giving birth.
Guy 1: You should ask her out.

Guy 2: Nah
Guy 1: Why not?

Guy 2: She has a kid.
Guy 1: How do you know?

Guy 2: Cuz she has mom wrinkles.
by Don'thave1 April 22, 2020
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dong wrinkles

The stretch marks around the mouth of a major cocksucker
That girl has a major case of dong wrinkles.
by Deepwaterbear June 11, 2019
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Devil's Wrinkled Doughnut

Susan, wearing a short mini skirt, bent over too far, revealing the Devil's Wrinkled Doughnut.
by MurdockCa January 07, 2023
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wrinkled star

Wow, my wrinkled star sure is sore after passing out drunk during my gay brother's house party.....
by wrinkledwri May 13, 2017
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Wrinkle pus

An old man that no one likes and is always nagging on the sidelines
**has nothing to do with an old lady you filthy animal**
“Man, barnacle boy is such a wrinkle pus.. he should be more like mermaid man: cool and handsome”
by Moosty! March 28, 2022
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trunk wrinkle

When the trunk of a tree (penis) grows a permanent fold distorting the visual appearance.
Your trunk wrinkle is growing fromundacheese.
by KY Wildtroll October 25, 2023
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Wrinkled purse

She carries his wrinkled purse like a trophy.
by Steve Pliskin December 23, 2011
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