A male friend who you would never in a million years consider dating, fantasize sexually about of ever contemplate physical interaction with; however, to the public, you are in a constant state of flirt with him.

A guy who wants to get into a chickas pants, but who continually thinks that the best way to do this is to be their friend. They are often short, meek, not very handsome. Until they do something different they will always be stuck on the *friends* ladder.