Shaking up a beer and biting into the side, puncturing the can with your teeth, spraying beer all over.
Teen wolf does this in the classic movie of the same name while in wolf form.
Teen wolf does this in the classic movie of the same name while in wolf form.
by I am Joel October 12, 2004
When taking a shit (normaly a nasty one when Wolf Ass occurs) and you do not wipe your ass good enough most likyly because you ran out of toliet paper or you wiped your ass alredy about 50 times and its starting to go raw is when wolf ass will begin to start. After a normal long work day of walking and the friction of your ass cheeks rubing together some people will notice that their ass cheeks will being to burn and sting THAT IS WOLF ASS a.k.a 5 grain sandpaper between your cheeks!
Johhny took a nasty shit and after waiting tables all day he could barely walk becasuse of the wolf ass that he contracted
by Irishkreme12 May 16, 2006
An extinct species of large wolves that lived during the Ice Age, and a name for women who are 70 years and older who go hunting for younger men. While Puma covers the age range of late '20s to early '30s, Cougar for late '30s and early '40s, and Arctic Fox for post-menopause, Dire Wolf covers the age range of the truly elderly.
There's a Dire Wolf checking me out at the bar, maybe she'll buy me some drinks with her social security money.
I hooked up with a Dire Wolf last night, and I think I broke her hip.
I hooked up with a Dire Wolf last night, and I think I broke her hip.
by mavra_chang June 27, 2010
Noun - a female of the C. Lupus species once abundant in North America but now with a reduced population due to destruction of it's territory. The female, as with any female in non domesticated species, is particularly known for her ferocity and protectiveness of her young.
by frkflg January 01, 2012
by WOLFDICK January 18, 2009
an alcoholics drink. vodka usually somewhere from $5-$10 USD for a liter. Minnesota's crunk drink for kids who dont give a fuck.
by Fish__ November 05, 2007
The act of getting road head with the kids asleep in the back seat while driving back to CT after a long weekend at Great Wolf Lodge in the Poconos.
by Tio Neebs June 05, 2007