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Wing Manned

The fucked up process of going out with your friend who is trying to bang some girl, only to find out that the only reason you were invited was because the girl has some fugly fat bitch that needs to be "taken care of" so your friend can score.
MW- Dude what the fuck were you doing with that sled dog last night?

MP-Dude so bad. I was wing manned. I had no choice.

MW-She was like 400 pounds

MP-Yeah, but I fucked her like she was a buck 0 five.
by mpoppe August 24, 2009
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American wings

In the advanced wings set, this is achieving red, white and blue wings at the same time. This is the highest and most sought after wing. Some say this is the ever illusive unicorn of the advanced wings set and is nearly impossible to achieve.
You know Sally the virgin? I just banged her in the pool while she was on her period. I just earned my American wings!
by CycleBreak December 17, 2021
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tard wing

one or more rooms in a residence or hospital that is specially equipped for the disabled and/or elderly
I hear that Ozzy is pretty fucked up from the Parkinson's. He moved back to England permanently and had a whole tard wing built in his new house so he doesn't fall and bust his ass.
by @WhiplashPntz April 25, 2022
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on broken wings

without the proper knowledge or equipment, especially when you haven't thought through what it is you are going to do.
one friendly word of advice, do not go camping in the middle of beantown on broken wings
by Sexydimma December 8, 2016
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Gin wings

First time sexual encounter with an Australian indigenous person is to gain your Gin wings.
'Dave gained his gin wings, with that aboriginal woman down the road'.
by Neat Charlie March 18, 2017
mugGet the Gin wingsmug.

Ching wing

Asian: hi Ching wing
Asian2:hi Ching wing you remember to cook da rice
by Dog eater March 20, 2020
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Fling Wing

Rotory wing aircraft; Helicopter. Normally used in conjuction with the term "Phlyer", or "Driver", meaning "pilot". May originate with a cartoon drawn by Capt. Ed Cooke and which accompanies a popular article by Harry Reasoner, "Helicopter Pilots Are Different."
"So, are you a fling wing driver or a fixed-wing assassin?"
by Dukester5 December 18, 2008
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