Wing Manned

The fucked up process of going out with your friend who is trying to bang some girl, only to find out that the only reason you were invited was because the girl has some fugly fat bitch that needs to be "taken care of" so your friend can score.

MW- Dude what the fuck were you doing with that sled dog last night?

MP-Dude so bad. I was wing manned. I had no choice.

MW-She was like 400 pounds

MP-Yeah, but I fucked her like she was a buck 0 five.

by mpoppe August 24, 2009

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bacon wings

a play on words with the term "pigs might fly"

this suggests that the character in question is full of shit. pigs dont have wings therefore no such bacon exists.

ed "my girlfriend is coming tonight"

matt "you tried those new bacon wings?"

by lord smurph August 24, 2008

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Fling Wing

Rotory wing aircraft; Helicopter. Normally used in conjuction with the term "Phlyer", or "Driver", meaning "pilot". May originate with a cartoon drawn by Capt. Ed Cooke and which accompanies a popular article by Harry Reasoner, "Helicopter Pilots Are Different."

"So, are you a fling wing driver or a fixed-wing assassin?"

by Dukester5 December 18, 2008

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winged wombat

The male equivalent of a 'cougar'

Yo, did you see Grandpa Robert today? He was totes hitting on that 25 year old--what a winged wombat!

Like, ew.

IKR?!!!

Silly Robert. Tarts aren't for farts.

by JOE (Joe) February 11, 2014

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Back Wings

When ones back hair grows and forms wing shapes. It can be overwhelming to most women and men. Those with back wings are ideally more evolved as it's own species of human bird hybrid.

Corbin has a sexy set of back wings, I can run my fingers thru that hair all day.

by KingFett September 18, 2014

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