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White Widow

When a dude is receiving a blow job, and just about to cum, and the giver scrapes their teeth on the penis, stopping the whole production in its tracks.
"Hey man, how's it going with Danielle?"

"Oh, I dunno dude, it might be over. She white widowed me last night. AND the night before! I can't be with someone who can't handle the size, I've got bite marks on my dick and it's painful!"
by Blonde Girl 2 March 8, 2024
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A Bunch of Widows

Boring, Uninteresting. Comes from the speculation that the Mars Volta's fifth album would be "a bunch of widows", "The Widow" being one of their hit singles.
I thought the party would be a blast, but no one brought booze so it was just a bunch of widows.
by random name 98364 July 3, 2009
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merry widow

1. When a dude ejaculates on a chick's face and then kills himself.
2. A corset-like undergarment meant to slim the waist.
1. A Man 1: I gave this bitch a merry widow
Man 2: No you didn't dipshit -- you wouldn't be talking to me.

B. Woman 1 (smiling): My husband died last night
Woman 2: Oh I am so sorry to hear that! Your skin is drying out btw.
Woman 1: Oh he gave me a merry widow, tee hee!

2. I am shopping Victoria's Secret and can't choose between a merry widow and a babydoll.
by tankthongg September 27, 2008
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widows delight

Widows delight is a large cucumber, squash or egg plant that could be used to please a widow.
Little Johnny never ate one of the widows delight cucumbers at his grandmas.
by chickenhawk72 August 18, 2024
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Fracking widow

A wife who’s husband is in the oil industry / fracking industry and works for extended amounts of time leaving his wife for weeks at a time.
My husband is leaving for his hitch and making me a fracking widow for two weeks.
by Ckay2u7 February 18, 2021
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100DD Widower

A man who must cope with the temporary death of his relationship during the 100 Day Dash.
When Robert becomes a 100DD Widower this year, he'll spend his free time drinking bourbon at Pat's Steak House.
by Tommy Goomba April 11, 2022
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baseball widow

Baseball Widow: a woman who loses her husband, fiancée, or boy friend due to the start of baseball season.

Examples could be a man who watches baseball like its oxygen and a necessity of life.
A baseball player who is gone constantly at games, or practices.
Or a baseball coach who is gone every weekend, including some weekdays, for baseball games or tournaments.

Most men use this time to find peace within themselves at a baseball field, or on tv, and there have been several reports of casuatlies, and countless breakups/divorce due to baseball season approaching.
Woman talking to her friend...."Hey where's your husband? Why isn't he at your birthday party?"
Widow "it's opening day, I've become a baseball widow for the next 6 possibly 7 months."

Woman "why wasn't your husband at your mother's birthday party?"
Widow: "He has an out of state tournament with a team he coaches this weekend. Which means I get to slut it up, and he gets drunk after the games with the kid's parents. I'm a baseball widow now."
by Dirty Lou June 30, 2016
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