Double Dog Wide Surprise

When two men spread each other's ass cheeks while one is sucking the other off.

Hey babe, we should do the Double Dog Wide Surprise tonight.

by RoyerRB January 23, 2021

brown eyes wide shut party

A dirty phrase used by Family Guy’s Quagmire in season 12 episode 3 “Quagmire’s Quagmire”.

I gotta go. My and Sonja are suppose to go to a brown eyes wide shut party.

by x50ShadesOfFckdUp June 24, 2018

Mr. World Wide

Not known as Pitbull, but known as Daddy Yankee, the better one

Mr. World Wide, the artist of this song.

by The kid with the Dope Hair May 29, 2018

lay it low and spread em wide

a slut who lays on her back and spreads her legs wide foe easier access

she is just a dumb cum slut, all she knows how to do is lay it low and spread em wide.

by misfitunit1 July 29, 2011

my anus is wide open for you

Favoritism.

Person 1: Hey! Can you lend me a helping hand?
Person 2: My anus is wide open for you..
Person 2: (making it much worse) Please come in, and take a seat.

by Legend_Warp March 10, 2016

best person in the whole wide world

Car wreck

Dude, I got in a massive best person in the whole wide world!

2. You suck at the internet!

by Clam00! July 20, 2003

Wide stance having mother fucker

Someone who repeatedly takes it in the ass every night or every day from two or more men simultaneously.

George W. Bush is a wide stance having mother fucker.

by oblivionmaster January 25, 2009