whiskey dick

When a guy is horny as hell, and has had a lot of booze to drink. His dick might be small, and it might take forever to get to orgasm, but he still cums all over the place.

Oh man, I got wasted and fucked that chick, but I had whiskey dick. She was squealing for me to cum, and man, it took me forever, but when I did, she was pleased...and drenched!

by Arieh August 8, 2006

whiskey nips

Similar to "whiskey dick", whiskey nips refers to a woman's inability to reach climax via breast stimulation due to severe inebriation.

Tom: "...what's taking so long?"
Luke: "Sorry, I drank too much loko tonight"
Tom: "Dammit Luke, you've got whiskey nips again!"

Cale: "No homo."

by BasementMonster June 19, 2011

whiskey fuck

The greatest mix of alcohol and cussing known to man. Whiskey fuck serves as the perfect phrase in most any scenario but works especially well for describing unimaginable awesomeness. It cannot be used too much or it loses its endearing, irreverent qualities but when the perfect moment pops up, when the spirit is flowing, there's no substitute for a well-enunciated "Whiskey Fuck!"

*The most incredible Neil Young song in the world comes on your Pandora as you reach the top of your hike to Washington State's Rattlesnake Ridge* So you say, overcome with wild and glorious emotions, "Damn, this moment is whiskey fuck"

"Whiskey fuck, life is wild!"

by the_spirit_life February 18, 2014

Whiskey Dick

That's the very crucial and embarassing part of the night when a guys dream could possibly be coming true but he didn't think he stood a chance so all night he drowned his sorrows on how he will never get with this girl only to have his dream come true but the amount of alcohol coursing thru his system is routing his blood every else other than where it is needed most...

Male A: "Yo bro, you hit that last night haha"
Male B: "Dude so I get back and she's all like let's fuck."
Male A: "Bullshit"
Male B: "Fuckin swear bro"
Male A: "So did you get laid or what?"
Male B: "Man you seen all them damn shots we took, I got fucking whiskey dick"
Male A,C,D,E,F: "Hahaha you homo she was so fine"

by The Only Matty D June 23, 2016

Whiskey Dick

When a guy cannot get a boner because of too much beer or alcohol..even if megan fox was in front of you naked..

GUY 1: Dude! megan fox offered to pay me a million dollars to fuck her...

GUY 2: Well shit you never need to work agian! :)

GUY 1: I had whiskey dick...so im broke

by jacob ladders August 21, 2009

Whiskey Dick Surprise Sex

While trying to perform the act of surprise sex only to discover that you are extremely intoxicated, having "whiskey dick", and therefore disappointing the suprisee and shaming the surpriser.

MO: "So Tara what did you last night?"

TARA: "Neal, this guy I met at the bar last night, tried to surprise sex me after I brought him home, but he drank so much he couldn't get it up."

SHANNON: "Woaah, that was a major case of Whiskey Dick Surprise Sex!"

by Monnon September 25, 2009

Whiskey Dick

A units of length accepted throughout most countries and based on the length of the fabled dick of Whiskey Richards; especially : a unit equal to 17.5 million feet with each foot comprising 12 inches.

Man, I feel like I just ran a Whiskey Dick!

"Well, I could walk five hundred Whiskey Dicks and I could walk five hundred more..."

According to the map the treasure is located two Whiskey Dicks north of Dead Man's Swamp.

by PiraticalScholar November 8, 2011