1. A phrase you say to justify conniving, cutthroat actions made by yourself or others.
2. How one would say, "this always happens here" in Washington DC.
1. John: "Wow, I can't believe she dated me just to get my connections at the Pentagon."
Sarah: "Welcome to Washington."
2. Visiting friend: "Sorry I'm late. There was a protest in front of the White House which backed up traffic all the way to the beltway."
Friend: "Welcome to Washington"
by F.Underwood October 27, 2015
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1. It is a song by Bo Burnham
2. It could also be used to reply to stupid comments, normally on YouTube.
¹ Person 1: Welcome to the Internet
Person 2: Have a look around

² Person 1: Omg guys stop using the 🤓 emoji it's so annoying!!!
Person 2: Welcome to the Internet!
by HutaoWFP September 3, 2023
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A Mnet's reality show where TO1 and EPEX appeared a interactive show to showcase their variety skills in being chaotic, one team, interactive and crackheads as always this show showcase their versatility in different fields which made a strong bond in friendships.
"I miss Welcome 2 House!"
"Hoping their is a season 2 of Welcome 2 House."
by Jeyoureka September 15, 2021
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Yes, this is a word. It's another name for the houseleek.
"Why is there a welcome-home-husband-though-never-so-drunk on your roof?"
"What?"
by CToad7 ALT March 14, 2023
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A name of a punishment for child molesters in prison. the other inmates hold the predator in showers down doggy style. and one or more inmates grab broom sticks and proceed to shove them down the child molesters asshole. and proceed to beat him to a pulp. He or she would be very lucky to be alive when it's over.
Inmate 1 Hey man you see the dude over there he's in here for raping a young child
Inmate 2. Ok I'll tell my bunk mates to come to showers at 8 am we got a give this guy a pedo's welcome gift
by RetroWhiteHat October 17, 2020
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A phrase commonly used in the Midwest part of America. Despite how ridiculous it sounds, it is easily recognizable by many Americans and is mostly used by the younger generations
Hey bob, thanks for all your help
“You’re welcome big delton!”
by Oxford professor 81 February 25, 2018
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