Soul patch? I don’t Fucking think so. Ladies and gentlemen, I present the welcome mat. Only here may a voluptuous woman (or man) sit and receive the most welcoming of pleasure. Oral pleasure.
by That Fuhking guy August 13, 2022
Get the Welcome Matmug. by BullFrog July 23, 2014
Get the wet welcomingmug. Any man or woman who opens their hearts (legs) wide in greating to all international visitors to a country because they can't get enough of that sweet sweet exotic poontang.
by Sarahz December 26, 2007
Get the International Welcome Centermug. Man... I hate to say it, but if you look up 'Overstaying your Welcome' in modern dictionaries, it's a picture of LEGO Batman.
by Wingletoneastsdingleton December 13, 2023
Get the Overstaying your Welcomemug. A name of a punishment for child molesters in prison. the other inmates hold the predator in showers down doggy style. and one or more inmates grab broom sticks and proceed to shove them down the child molesters asshole. and proceed to beat him to a pulp. He or she would be very lucky to be alive when it's over.
Inmate 1 Hey man you see the dude over there he's in here for raping a young child
Inmate 2. Ok I'll tell my bunk mates to come to showers at 8 am we got a give this guy a pedo's welcome gift
Inmate 2. Ok I'll tell my bunk mates to come to showers at 8 am we got a give this guy a pedo's welcome gift
by RetroWhiteHat October 17, 2020
Get the Pedo's welcome giftmug. "Why is there a welcome-home-husband-though-never-so-drunk on your roof?"
"What?"
"What?"
by CToad7 ALT March 14, 2023
Get the welcome-home-husband-though-never-so-drunkmug. Tay-stee whel-kum noun-
1. A delicious frosty drink, left in the car on a hot day, so after a quick dash into a store, business, errand etc. it is placed strategically for a quick sip on arrival back into said vehicle.
2. Anything that is wonderful, and brings happiness at the perfect place and time.
1. A delicious frosty drink, left in the car on a hot day, so after a quick dash into a store, business, errand etc. it is placed strategically for a quick sip on arrival back into said vehicle.
2. Anything that is wonderful, and brings happiness at the perfect place and time.
1. That iced mocha coffee will be a tasty welcome after I get back.
2.That song was a tasty welcome. I just love harmonica music.
2.That song was a tasty welcome. I just love harmonica music.
by Roo Moo July 25, 2009
Get the Tasty Welcomemug.