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Welcome! WELCOME! One and all!
Hym "WELCOME! Welcome to the version of reality where a guy does the thing I'm doing. How's it going? How you feeling tonight? I don't even who what to call this... But that's not important. Are your enjoying my little... Thing? Is it good? For me it's like feeding geese... Or ducks. Num num num! Is it... Is it yummy? This is cool. This is a cool thing to have done. Good job me."
by Hym Iam August 15, 2022
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Welcome to country

When an Abbo gives someone a proper "g’day" by bashing them up, stealing their shit, or screaming like a feral banshee. It’s their twisted way of rolling out the red carpet. Break-ins, bashings, or a loud-arse yell-fest, all in the name of "culture."
Saw those blokes pull a Welcome to Country last night, fists, yells, and not a brain cell between ‘em!
by ScxllyYT March 9, 2025
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A humorous gaffe from Markiplier in his video "3 Scary Games #23"
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Hello everybody! My name is welcome...

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...What?
by Ubeenbamboozledson August 16, 2023
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San Diego welcome

To kiss someone while they are sitting on a toilet and taking a poop.
Sarah suprised me with a San Diego welcome on our anniversary.
by DudeMacDudeington June 22, 2022
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Best Welcome

Ejaculation onto someone as soon as they walk into a room. Done to be humiliating, implying that sexual activity with target would have been less satisfying than jerking ones self off.
Jim only gave his "best welcome" to a girl when she became too clingy.
by DecepticonZombie June 4, 2018
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Welcome to gifgaf voice messages

An annoying ass sentence that makes me want to throw my phone and die in a hole
phone: Welcome to gifgaf voice messages
Anyone: FUCK OFFFFFFFF
by Maxxwasfound October 1, 2022
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Warm welcome

A hot musty stench that is observed when a person farts in his/her pants before pulling them down to poop or have intercourse.
Jerry was given a warm welcome as he dropped his jeans to the floor to sit on the toilet.
by David Gent February 11, 2022
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