fanny like a Turkish butcher's shop window 

A well-used, ill-kept monstrosity of a quim that wouldn’t look out of place on either a Picasso painting or on the side of a rugby player’s head. The resemblance to a sack of offal is accompanied by a smell that can only be described as “like Captain Birdseye’s arse”.

"Fuck me Colin, she had a fanny like a Turkish butcher's shop window! Couldn't make head nor tail of the bastard"

"Serves her right for having seven kids”

fanny like a Turkish butcher's shop window by Burro's Dead Nan November 28, 2006

Morshu's Shop 

Elite trolling syndicate formed in the aftermath of the destruction of TNC.

I was so happy that I got to join Morshu's Shop.

Morshu's Shop by NNCDM September 2, 2021

Albert Arkwright’s Shop 

Albert Arkwright, (played by famous UK actor Ronnie Barker) owned a small corner shop in a British television sitcom by the name of Open All Hours.

A useful metaphor for describing a sexually promiscuous female.

Her legs are more prolific than Albert Arkwright’s shop.

Albert Arkwright’s Shop by ToBeConfirmed August 10, 2025

happy as a dog in a butcher's shop 

Extremely happy, because one's goals have been attained, one's dreams have been fulfilled and because present happiness is expected to linger on and on...

He married his teenage love. He's happy as a dog in a butcher's shop.

happy as a dog in a butcher's shop by Peter WooPeter November 7, 2016

Rico's Taco Shop 

A very good place to eat in Encinitas, CA. Famous among the locals, and home of the Justin Burrito (beans, cheese, rice, lettuce, french fries, guacamole, double wrapped). Also has some pretty good hot sauce.

Tourist: Hey dude, I'm from out of town. Where's a great place to eat over here?
Local: You up for some Mexican food?
Tourist: Sure.
Local: HIT UP RICO'S TACO SHOP BABY OH YEAH GET SOME

Rico's Taco Shop by I love Rico's June 21, 2006

Carl and James's Surf Shop 

The hypothetical future name of the surf shop that the two garbage men planned to open in the movie 'Men at Work'

May be used to describe any endevour which has absolutely no chance of ever coming to fruition...."yeah....we could buy this bar and turn it into Carl and James's Surf Shop"

Carl and James's Surf Shop by scogey October 30, 2010

Dan Tfag's tranny shop 

A quick question or statement meaning lets go to a transsexual bath house or meeting place. Also probing for information as to if one is of the homosexual persuasion. Originating in Ucumcipa, California around the Ward asilum. Another way is lets go to Dan's or Tom's.

Hey Steve???... lets go to Dan Tfag's tranny shop and look around, they may have just what you are looking for!!!...

Dan Tfag's tranny shop by Daniel Ward AKA Dan Tfag March 1, 2008