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fanny like a Turkish butcher's shop window

A well-used, ill-kept monstrosity of a quim that wouldn’t look out of place on either a Picasso painting or on the side of a rugby player’s head. The resemblance to a sack of offal is accompanied by a smell that can only be described as “like Captain Birdseye’s arse”.
"Fuck me Colin, she had a fanny like a Turkish butcher's shop window! Couldn't make head nor tail of the bastard"

"Serves her right for having seven kids”
by Burro's Dead Nan November 28, 2006
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Morshu's Shop

Elite trolling syndicate formed in the aftermath of the destruction of TNC.
I was so happy that I got to join Morshu's Shop.
by NNCDM September 2, 2021
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Albert Arkwright’s Shop

Albert Arkwright, (played by famous UK actor Ronnie Barker) owned a small corner shop in a British television sitcom by the name of Open All Hours.

A useful metaphor for describing a sexually promiscuous female.
Her legs are more prolific than Albert Arkwright’s shop.
by ToBeConfirmed August 10, 2025
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happy as a dog in a butcher's shop

Extremely happy, because one's goals have been attained, one's dreams have been fulfilled and because present happiness is expected to linger on and on...
He married his teenage love. He's happy as a dog in a butcher's shop.
by Peter WooPeter November 7, 2016
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Rico's Taco Shop

A very good place to eat in Encinitas, CA. Famous among the locals, and home of the Justin Burrito (beans, cheese, rice, lettuce, french fries, guacamole, double wrapped). Also has some pretty good hot sauce.
Tourist: Hey dude, I'm from out of town. Where's a great place to eat over here?
Local: You up for some Mexican food?
Tourist: Sure.
Local: HIT UP RICO'S TACO SHOP BABY OH YEAH GET SOME
by I love Rico's June 21, 2006
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Carl and James's Surf Shop

The hypothetical future name of the surf shop that the two garbage men planned to open in the movie 'Men at Work'
May be used to describe any endevour which has absolutely no chance of ever coming to fruition...."yeah....we could buy this bar and turn it into Carl and James's Surf Shop"
by scogey October 30, 2010
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Dan Tfag's tranny shop

A quick question or statement meaning lets go to a transsexual bath house or meeting place. Also probing for information as to if one is of the homosexual persuasion. Originating in Ucumcipa, California around the Ward asilum. Another way is lets go to Dan's or Tom's.
Hey Steve???... lets go to Dan Tfag's tranny shop and look around, they may have just what you are looking for!!!...
by Daniel Ward AKA Dan Tfag March 1, 2008
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