weetashits

The time efficient way to start one's day. To eat your breakfast while gracing the porcelain throne.

"I took one too many snoozes on my alarm clock and was forced to get the weetashits so that I could get to work on time."

by DonkeyKong and TwatFeatures November 29, 2011

Weather Wood

When a meteorologist gets really excited over a big weather event.

Person 1: "Wow there is a huge storm coming in!"
Person 2: I know, the weather guy is getting a weather wood."

by M1D1 August 21, 2014

weather dong

When a meteorologist inadvertently captures and shares a radar images of storm development that resembles a brightly-hued phallus. Dirty-minded viewers quickly take screen caps or phone pictures featuring the meterologist and his/her dong and shares them. They very often go viral. Weather dongs are common when reporting weather developments along Tornado Alley (Florida and south-central U.S.).

That's a hella severe weather dong. Meteorologist Mike Morgan says it's coming in about three hours. Gonna be a bumpy ride.

by Chilly Durden June 2, 2017

Weatheradio Canada

A Weather Radio Network run by a bunch of retards who work for Environment Canada. Repeating SAME headers, alerts that cut into each other, and just general broadcast fuckups are common when listening to Weatheradio Canada.

EX: Weatheradio Canada has big gay lol

by Environment Canada August 3, 2018

Weeshnaw

A clean alternative for children used in place of curse words.

I can't stand Timmy, he's such a weeshnaw

by Bbqsaucetts November 7, 2019

Weegh

Fuck I’m tired and wanna sleep but can’t, and my soul hurts. Ugh

“I’m feeling weegh”
“Same”

by Hottired April 15, 2020

Weather-head

Someone who’s mood changes constantly

Reegan is crying again? What a weather-head

by Sir Julius September 4, 2020