When somebody shits in your pillowcase and you lay down and feel the warmth of the shit rise into your ear.
by ballsinmouth January 03, 2010
A phrase giving a name to when your ears feel really hot when you get embarresed. Phrasing derrived from the phrase "Global Warming" Often experienced by clumsy or uncoordinated people.
"Dude, did you see Phil up there, when he dropped the trophy he was so embaresed."
"Yeah i know, serious loabal warming!"
"Yeah i know, serious loabal warming!"
by ieatlolsfortea April 23, 2009
A phrase to be used like a sexual innuendo and should be followed by the word "ladies" with the action of finger gunning to embarrass and create awkward moments between friends and the oppositie sex.
by makeitawkward9 September 10, 2014
by E fulmer March 15, 2004
A personal lubrican made by Johnson & Johnsons, made to produce warmt sensations in the intimate areas.
Pros: It feels warm in your privates, last for a very long time, doesn't get sticky, ideal for pounding an ass to ashes!
Cons: has a chemical smell, it tastes like shit, wont recomend it for oral sex.
Pros: It feels warm in your privates, last for a very long time, doesn't get sticky, ideal for pounding an ass to ashes!
Cons: has a chemical smell, it tastes like shit, wont recomend it for oral sex.
Put a few drops of KY warming in the tip of you dick and in the lips of her pussy or clit, or in his ass if you're a faggot, and voila! start fucking on fire!
by Moen Doe June 23, 2009
When someone wants to turn their back to you, while still intending to pay attention to the person they are with. Frequently used while lying in bed but needing to flip over to the other side.
Lars: Nat, I'm gonna give you the warm shoulder, I just need to flip sides and lay on my left side right now.
Nat: I understand.
Nat: I understand.
by Laleph May 21, 2010
A woman uses the toilet to make a number two and doesn't wipe well. Following this she commands you to perform analingus on her. If you adequately tongue her rear entry she allows you to masturbate in the corner of the bathroom while she ridicules the size of your penis.
So named because; like a warm Pepsi nobody really wants one, but if it all that is being offered you will probably take it.
So named because; like a warm Pepsi nobody really wants one, but if it all that is being offered you will probably take it.
by theATMK January 16, 2011