Pauly Walnuts syndrome

a disorder arising when an aging bachelor spends too much time alone and ends up being chatty to the point of annoyance.

I wish Uncle Schlomo would get laid already... every time I see him, it takes a half hour to extract myself...
he's got a bad case of Pauly Walnuts Syndrome!

Pauly Walnuts syndrome by TaurusDude999 December 26, 2023

how’s your bum for cracking walnuts 

Small talk before moving on to the main subject or purpose of a meeting.

We’ll have a bit of how’s your bum for cracking walnuts before we raise the issue of the current trade inbalance

how’s your bum for cracking walnuts by Wordcracker October 10, 2020

wadnut 

a very large about of seeman rolled up into a ball and shoved inside a vagina, or a mouth.

Oh Gabe, I want that wadnut deep inside me!

wadnut by Anthony Alves January 10, 2008

wallnutt 

To slam your balls on the side of a rough brick wall and get an orgasm from it

Last night my girl didn't want to Fuck so I had to wallnutt

wallnutt by jellybowl August 11, 2014

wamnuts 

Pieces of poo left on the hair on the inside of ones ass cheeks

Oh fuck I didn't wipe properly I think I've got wamnuts

wamnuts by Cunny Funt June 16, 2016

Wallnut 

An individual (typically the Conversative kind) that is extremely supportive of President Trump and his wall.

Conservative: “Those snowflakes don’t know what hit em! Mexico will pay for the wall!”

Liberal: “Wow... now THAT’S a Wallnut.”

Wallnut by ButteryBeard January 15, 2019

Wallnut 

When you or a group of friends successfully cover most of a wall with nut.

I got banned from that hotel, the cleaning lady caught me trying to do a wallnut.

Wallnut by queephlosion March 15, 2019