Ass Wallet

1. Someone who takes everything to say into mind (ass) and stores it for later use against you.

2. A random insult.
Jennifer -- Yeah, well I'm not the one who told you I have some weird dead cat fetish!

Bruce -- I told you that in private! God, you can be such an ass wallet sometimes!
by IAmElScorcho May 17, 2011
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fag wallet

Insult: A fag wallet is typically used to describe a straight person acting gay or adorning fashion item's typically thought of as gay or homosexual
guy 1 "nice emo pants fag wallet"

guy 2 "theyre not emo they're cool"
by Jordan a from canada February 27, 2008
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Gamer's Wallet

When the gamer receives a notification their debit card will not process the payment as a result of spending all money on the steam sale.
Son: "Mum, my debit card won't work!"

Mother: "But son you've bought 122 steam games - you have Gamer's Wallet!"
by Andybl June 24, 2011
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Wallet Mate

A condom kept in a man's wallet for emergencies.
Bro 1: Hey it looks like Stevie is about to score.
Bro 2: Good thing he's got his wallet mate!
by FelixKestrel November 11, 2009
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Fleshy Wallet

"Cor Jimbo I would love you shove my tenner in her fleshy wallet"
by Steevi August 16, 2005
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bum wallet

a bum wallet is the sack that a homeless person might be carrying filled with cans they picked up off the side of the road.
i saw a man riding his bike and he had his bum wallet in his basket on the front.
by metalfabber May 07, 2010
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Wallet Lizard

by BertAlbert January 11, 2008
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