woke mind virus

A neurological disease that causes people to become woke liberals. Symptoms include:
-being LGBT
-using pronouns
-dyed hair
-frequenting Starbucks
-hating traditional values like chewing tobacco and epic bacon
-easily getting offended by everything
-worshiping Obama

Bajookieland and Turkmenistan are the few countries with no cases of the woke mind virus. Therefore, if you visit those places, you will have no chance of getting infected.

"In my country, Bajookieland, no one's even heard of being woke. ... the emperors of Bajookieland cut off all access to the Internet from our country; and no Internet means no chance of getting infected with the woke mind virus."

by Built the Obamids April 24, 2023

west nile virus

The latest in a series of overblown threats that the media uses to sell newspapers.

Dude, I'm so fucking scared about this west nile virus that I'm gonna buy a newspaper everyday just to make sure that I'm not one of .0000000000000001% of the world's population that actually contracts the virus.

by Jaggo March 21, 2004

Fortnite kid virus

Don’t get he fortnite kid virus! It makes you sensitive! It keeps you up all day and night playing fortnite and not touching grass and just farting in your house and having bad breath

Fortnite kid virus

by Justsomenormaldude May 17, 2021

Corona Virus

The government's excuse to have power over its people. The explanation that mandatory quarantining was for our health was what they wanted everybody to believe but instead it was just a ploy to have everybody fear for their lives over something with over a 99% survival rate, therefore, winning the government control. This will go down as the biggest hoax in the history of the world.

I lost my job
I lost my home
At least I survived the corona virus with a survival rate of over 99%

by jc4493 May 27, 2020

human pterodactyl virus

HPV - A virus commonly mistaken for the less popular Human Papillomavirus.

Human Pterodactyl Virus comes from watching Pterodactyl's, live or dead, for more than 3 consecutive hours. After 3 consecutive hours, you're head bursts and transforms into a Pterodactyl's head, and you make high pitched screeching noises at random. Wings may or may not protrude from the victims back, as this hideous malformation comes from watching Pterodactyl's, live or dead, for more than 3 consecutive hours with a pink or green wine bottle on your head.

"His wing span had become over 30 feet after he was diagnosed with Human Pterodactyl Virus"

"I don't talk to that nasty mug, he has Human Pterodactyl Virus"

"Human Pterodactyl Virus caused him to drive the bus into the wall at 50 miles an hour while screeching at an ear-bleeding level."

by Kestral Sander August 4, 2007

Wuhan Virus

A common name for Sars-Cov-2, AKA the Chinese Coronavirus, AKA the Chinese Virus.

I ate some bats and got Wuhan virus!
Some lady sat next to me on the subway and started coughing. I hope I didn't get the Wuhan virus.

by ChiefJudge April 4, 2020

Virus Magnet

Any software program with poor security, applied especially to software produced by Microsoft.

M$ Windows has been described as a virus magnet held together with a bit of software program and made functional with occasional downloaded service packs.

by David Blomstrom October 19, 2007