vanilla starfish

a bleached asshole

I love my new vanilla starfish!

by BrookeNM May 18, 2011

vanilla computer

A computer that's used only for conventional, socially-accepted practices. A vanilla computer is never used for accessing pornographic or illegal content over the Internet.

Monica stepped in by surprise but luckily she found me while I was logged on my vanilla computer.

by Hoomber December 14, 2008

vanilla milk

a glass of regular milk with sugar added to make it taste sweeter

I ran out of chocolate syrup so I just drank vanilla milk

by tatomuck1 March 20, 2009

vanilla dream

noun. the white significant other of a non-white person.

yes, i love my vanilla dream!

by Jedan February 27, 2011

vanilla

A word used to describe someone with little inclination to do anything spontaneous or exciting, either sexually, or in general every day life. A vanilla person will not be open to try new and exciting things, instead prefferring to remain dull, innocent and safe.

BOY BITES GIRL ON NECK
GIRL: What are you doing?
BOY: Biting your neck - d'ya like it?
GIRL: Eew! Get off!
BOY: sigh You're so fucking vanilla, Toni.

"You can't take me into the heavy metal section! I'm way too vanilla for that."

"Of COURSE Hannah's still a virgin! Look at her, she's SO vanilla!"

by ChompGirl April 14, 2006

Chocolate And Vanilla Swirl

When a crazy black woman becomes obsessed with a preppy white woman and starts stalking her. She calls her 'dandelion' and they become a chocolate and vanilla swirl

Crazy Eyes: I'm going to call you dandelion because they are pretty and yellow, just like you.
Piper: ooh, ohh *runs away*
Piper: hats going oh?
Guard: Closing the track
Piper: Why?
Guard: budget cuts, no staff to cover it
Piper: bug I have to run, its the only thing that makes me feel normal
Guard: y'all gonna have to do ya swirl some place else
Piper: swirl?
Crazy eyes: Chocolate and vanilla swirl!

by Ionlemonpoo September 19, 2014

vanilla sled

An economical, practical, and utilitarian four-door vehicle. Engineered with the premier priority of efficient transportation without any regard to driver enjoyment.

Large, expensive luxury vehicles can also be considered vanilla sleds, if the vehicle has no disposition towards sport or boisterisness.

toyota corolla
mercury mystique
Non-amg mercedes-Benz s-class vehicles

That new bmw is a Vanilla Sled

by W.Anton Sanks January 11, 2009