Someone who always has to beat someone else's story by 'one-upping' them. Such people are usually making these stories up, but seek to lie to try and seem more impressive to the audience of the first person's story.
George to friends: I hit three 3 pointers in a row at basketball
Lee to friends: I hit seven 3 pointers in a row at basketball
Friends: You are such a one-upper, Lee
Lee to friends: I hit seven 3 pointers in a row at basketball
Friends: You are such a one-upper, Lee
by pandaman24 June 13, 2013
The smallest worst village ever known to man. No buses, no people, no friends. There's got to be a prison sentence for bringing up children in this village. It's criminal and just makes them a social reject. A hell hole full of stuck up millionaire's with no children or communication skills, old perverted farmers with nothing better to do with their lives than to talk about windmill's and finally elderly. Woo :|
Joe: Hey,wanna come to mine?
Karl: Where do you live?
Joe: Umm Upper Denby,
Karl: You know, I think I'm busy. Forever. Bye.
Karl: Where do you live?
Joe: Umm Upper Denby,
Karl: You know, I think I'm busy. Forever. Bye.
by qwertyboi December 05, 2010
(Noun.) refers to a female (usually overweight) who strategically and exclusively posts close-up pictures of themselves on to social networking and dating websites as to leave the viewer to draw his own ill-informed conclusions.
Brad: So man, are you going to take that chick out who's been writing on your facebook wall?
DJ: Doubtful, that could be risky--she is definately a neck-upper.
DJ: Doubtful, that could be risky--she is definately a neck-upper.
by TheCaseMan May 08, 2010
by Colin January 23, 2004
the combination of an
Upper Decker (Pooping in the tank)
Dutch Oven (Farting - then pulling the covers over your partner's head)
and a Blumkin (Getting a blowjob while taking a dump)
In other words - Pooping in the tank while getting a blowjob with a towel over the blowjob giver's head
this is a class move - only performed at major burns (like Burning Man) or in Northern Virginia to settle a blood feud
Upper Decker (Pooping in the tank)
Dutch Oven (Farting - then pulling the covers over your partner's head)
and a Blumkin (Getting a blowjob while taking a dump)
In other words - Pooping in the tank while getting a blowjob with a towel over the blowjob giver's head
this is a class move - only performed at major burns (like Burning Man) or in Northern Virginia to settle a blood feud
I thought it was just an upper decker - but the fucker left a picture of my Mom giving him an upper dutch blumkin
by karnakdave July 28, 2011
Where you do a standard Upper Decker (take a dump into the Upper toilet tank), BUT you have disconnected the chain beforehand so that some poor sap has to reach into your poop soup to even flush it.
That bitch pissed me off so bad, I got her back with a full upper decker deluxe so she'd have full shit hands after fixing it.
by Ed Bodine August 25, 2005
A person which when in conversation has a story to tell whether real or imagined, about a specific idea, person, place, event, or thing, that is more exhilarating, spontaneous, better, worse, shittier, greater, higher, lavish, outstanding, superior, superb, advanced, complex, sophisticated, splendid, wonderful, magnificent, improved, brilliant, admirable, excellent, terrific, marvelous, surprising, amazing, breathtaking, enhanced, thrilling, astonishing, fantastic, shocking, surprising, astounding, exciting, extraordinary, far-fetched, stimulating, electrifying, wonderful, stupendous, invigorating, or glorious then that of the previous. This person may also appear to be more cocky then confident or extremely egotistical. Also see hater, Jew.
Danny McLOvin: Yo, I just bought a new Benz by myself without even working the shits hot.
Scottie McTalks: That shits only a C class; my dad has been working for 30 years, 12 hour days and has a S600, apartment in NYC and a house up in HillBilly land.
Scottie McTalks is a one upper when he refers to his father having something better then McLovin, and when he hates on McLovin out of jealousy because of his success and accomplishments.
Scottie McTalks: That shits only a C class; my dad has been working for 30 years, 12 hour days and has a S600, apartment in NYC and a house up in HillBilly land.
Scottie McTalks is a one upper when he refers to his father having something better then McLovin, and when he hates on McLovin out of jealousy because of his success and accomplishments.
by D. Mclovin January 08, 2008