tickets to policeman's ball

Defination:

To pay off a cop. a bribe, A "Shakedown",
.a solicatation for a payoff by an official, agent, officer, pretend or real. c.t.

ex: "Theres a $500.OO fine for That!",
"Or, you could buy a coupl'a -tickets to Policeman's Ball" , "50 bucks each, 2-3 should do"
( No, there was no 'Real' Ball/Dance). c.t

by duckluva1 June 24, 2017

ticket

ticket in northern ireland. replaces sweet or mad or few other words

do you like my car? aye its ticket mate

by outtacontrol November 3, 2007

plane ticket girl

A women, usually from a poor family or a developing country, who wants to get married with a foreign man to leave the country and have a better life.

I'd stay away from her. She is just a 'plane ticket girl.'

by the cows said moo September 18, 2017

Cajun Bus Ticket

Picking up a cheep hooker and driving her down the street. Whilst arriving several blocks later, you take a bill from your pocket, wipe your ass with it, stick it to her forehead, then drive off.

I picked this hooker that I thought looked good from behind, but low and behold I gave her the Cajun Bus Ticket.

"What is that?" My friend asked!

I replied: "Well! I picked her up, drove a few blocks, got a $5 out of my pocket, wiped my ass with it, stuck it to her forehead, kicked her out of the car, and then drove off."

by ain'tBetterThanAHighLife! April 3, 2009

One way ticket to Burlington

Something a person does or says which definitively proves that one is homosexual (gay marriage being legal in Vermont).

I wasn't certain, but that shirt just brought Greg a one way ticket to Burlington.

by Icepick Trotsky June 20, 2011

Non-refundable Bus Ticket

The act of a man and woman having sex tied to a chair placed at the top of a staircase, and after climax, tipping themselves down the stairs. Often referred to as "buying" a non-refundable bus ticket.

John: "Hey man, how did you get that scar on your leg?"
Paul: "My girlfriend and I decided to try buying a non-refundable bus ticket."
John: "Ouch, dude."

by CRACKHEAD42 March 7, 2011

miracle ticket

A ticket to a Grateful Dead show.

I got my miracle ticket minutes are arriving.

by RcChuck September 13, 2013