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Tv Tourette's

The condition suffered by those who channel-surf too quickly, and pass by their favourite commercial or sitcom punchline without stopping.
Derek: "Shit danny, go back to that commercial, its funny"

(Danny panics to control his button-addicted fingers)
Danny: "Im trying! Im trying!"

Derek: "Sh*t Danny, you missed it. F*ck! F*ck you - I hate you"

Danny: "Fuck brah, you've got a serious case of Tv Tourette's"

Derek: "I'd kill you if I didn't have a cougar crush on your Mother."
by Someone stole my name October 21, 2009
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wiki tv

wiki-ing something you see on television or movie. usually to search for what or who is on the current channel you are watching.
Derek: who is that... Al Sharpton? lemme wiki tv him.
by Pseudonymwasdf May 17, 2011
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bong TV

A 24 hour pot smokin party
dude go watch bong tv live right now all nite long
by Dank420 April 18, 2008
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TV Man

a man, being, or entity who wears a suit and specifically uses a CRT TV for a head.

Usually has powers, is serious, or just ominent.
"A TV Man walks ominently to a person and confronts them."
by imuradriana July 16, 2023
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Trash TV

This could be programmes that aren't necessarily good but people watch them, for instance reality TV shows like Temptation island, love island or sub-par talk shows and bad re-runs
Room mate: What you watching there?
Derek: Just some trash TV
by bushido.py March 27, 2022
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TV Ghost

A ghost that you can see on tv usually on a show about real ghost. The ones filming it may or may not know about bit.
It is a form of spirit photography in which a ghostly form appears. The photo may contune to develope for months or years later and a goht image may appear in a photo that has none months or years later.
The same with a film so that the producers may not know about it before it is shown on tv.
John says he saw a tv ghost.
by Deep blue 2012 March 11, 2010
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girl tv

thats rite!!
Simone is the hottest, just ask her hot and sexy boyfriend Nick, whoz a Tank Driver in the Australian Army!!!

ttyal
Simone
Simone is HOT!!
and so is Nick!!!
girl tv wud b gay without simone

ttyal
Simone
by Simone loves Nick 4eVa December 28, 2005
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