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chasing the crazy turkey

A sexual act involving two partners (the turkey and the dominator) in which one partner (the turkey) flaps their arms around and makes gobble sounds while the dominator chases them around the room attempting to place their scrotum upon their partner's chin/ neck area, simulating the look of a real turkey.
Michael chased Lindsay around the office, chasing the crazy turkey, while Ryan watched with amusement.
by LadNamedDave December 13, 2014
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turkey surprise

Whene eating a girl out, put oyur face in her crouch shaking face quickly making a turkey sound
last night, i gave my girl a turkey surprise
by skinrm250 May 13, 2005
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Turkey Helmet

Similar to a Cincinnati Bowtie, a turkey helmet is the act of sitting on a face, with your nutsack and dang on the other party's neck. Preferably, your asshole will be atop the point of the victim's nose. In this position, your scrote resting on the neck will look like a turkey's fleshy neck.
After that fucker that disrespected me at my own party passed out, I pulled down my pants and gave that dicksucker a serious Turkey Helmet. Talk about hilarity!
by Ace July 30, 2008
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Turkey Flab

another word for someones double chin (the flab of skin under your chin)
Hey Dan you better come for a run your growing a bit of turkey flab
by Leish January 14, 2008
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Turkey Dinner Shot

Pour 1 Part Wild Turkey Bourbon &
1 Part Cranberry Juice into a Shot Glass. Cheers with Friends on Thanksgiving!
Happy Thanksgiving now intead of eating lets just drink our dinner by taking a Turkey Dinner Shot! Drink it up!
by Brena Idol December 15, 2008
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Turkeyversy

A controversy, especially between family members, surrounding the schedule, location or menu of the annual Thanksgiving celebration.
There is a huge turkeyversy this year about whether to have dinner at Grandma's condo or Aunt Patty's trailer.
by pamitha November 20, 2009
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Turkey Fuchers

The act of celebrating both the American and Canadian version of thanksgiving solely for the the puropse of cooking and eating a second Turkey dinner.
Thom: Hey Joe where's Tim?
Joe: hes celebrating thanksgiving with his family.
Thom: What? but wasn't Thanksgiving a week ago?
Joe: yeah but they are a bunch of "Turkey Fuchers"
by couchsalesman November 30, 2009
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