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tuna castle roll

When you take a dunce hat and you stick it in a woman's vagina, resembling a funnel. Then, you pour in gravy and minced canned cat food and a half cup of milk. Then, leave the funnel in her vagina and go out to your local fishing spot and catch five or six fillet-sized bluegill. Next, go back to the funnel-vagina, whip out a blender, put the bluegill in the blender and blend until there is bluegill gravy. Then you pour the bluegill gravy into the funnel. Make sure all of the liquids have left the funnel into the vaginal cavity and remove the funnel. Let the mixture ferment for three hours. Next, you start to fuck her by sliding your penis in and out so when the penis come out, it makes a sticky sensation and the liquid drips off like saliva off of one's chin. Do this repeatedly until one achieves an orgasm and then stick your nose into her vagina and the smell should smell like tuna casserole.
My friend Larry and his girlfriend just did a tuna castle roll and the whole house reeks.
by wwefan5220000 April 9, 2011
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bump tuna

a sexual act involving two women rubbing their clits together, possibly while using a double sided dildo
When in Amsterdam I paid alot of money to see two girls bump tuna.
by Jesse Hendricks August 25, 2003
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stank rank tuna tank aka SRTT

A girls crotch that smells like a rotting corpes or some fishy substance.
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Tonga

Strongest and fearless but the most friendly nation you'll come by in the pacific. Ancient times when warriors of Tonga traveled by kalia, or canoe, with armies conquering a wide area of Polynesia, from Rotuma in the west to Niue in the east, including much of Samoa.
tonga took over samoa, niue, and the list go on. anit no pacific nation stronger.
by Paulah SEL-C Hopoi August 29, 2005
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tuggah'

Russel Crowe's best friend who always follows him around to watch him get into fights
Tuggah' shot himself when he couldn't get away from Russel Crowe singing.
by rustyshackleford January 4, 2008
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tuna fleet

the smell of a whole fleet of tuna when "britney" opens her legs
whats that smell, "tuna fleet"? britney close your legs!tuna fleet tuna fleet tuna fleet
by Vajones February 5, 2009
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Tuna Poke

1. Sexual activity involving the poking, penetration and stimulation of a female's vagina aka Tuna with the fingers, the penis, a dildo, a diddledo or some other object of sexual desire.

2. An appetizer raw salad consisting of cubed, raw yellow fin tuna that may marinated in sea salt, soy sauce, sesame oil, seaweed, and chili pepper. Found traditionally on Sushi menus.
Example 1: Roger couldn't wait to get home from work. His girlfriend was home lying in bed, naked and moist ready for him to give him a good old fashioned Tuna Poke.

Example 2: Roger took his girlfriend out for Sushi at her favorite restaurant. She really enjoyed the Seaweed Salad and a good Tuna Poke.
by Eaton Holgoode May 5, 2015
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