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dirty tube

After a man climaxes inside the sphincter, he pukes inside the open butthole and mixes the liquid substances with his penis.
person a: how was your weekend dude?
person b: fucken minted. i gave the missus the dirty tube.
by iknowmyshitdude July 25, 2016
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NMR tube

An NMR tube is a tube used in NMR Spectroscopy (used to detect molecule structures depending on peaks on a graph). Cleaning it usually uses acetone or dichloromethane and getting rid of it involves vacuum and maybe IR lamp. Organic chemists sometimes send samples to an NMR lab to get it back with the graph and detect if they got their product.
Steve: I cleaned the NMR tube with acetone.
by HawaiianPunch1 August 20, 2023
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Hot Tube

Hot Tube: noun; a beer bong used immediately after being washed with hot water, so the tube of the bong is hot, which increases the temperature of the liquid placed inside, thus making the consumption of said liquid less desirable.
Alright you smash the first white claw out of the hot tube.”
by Mw_hc November 20, 2019
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Pube Tube

Another term for penis, referring to the pubic hair under it.
Gotta go rub the pube tube, see ya later.
by WonderMacaroni December 15, 2014
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Feeding Tube

When you shove your penis down someone's throat and cum.
"That girl at the soup kitchen was looking hungry, so I gave her the Feeding Tube."
by Unicorn death trap September 4, 2015
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Tube Flicker

A female that masturbates on camera. Usually as a secondary source of income to support a drug habit.
Rachel is a tube flicker when she gets home from her job at Walmart.
by Eaton Holgoode December 18, 2018
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chastity tube

n.

A rigid (or semi-rigid) enclosed tube that slides over the penis, interlocking with a rigid ring that slides over both the penis and testicles. There is usually a hole at the tip for urine to pass through to allow for long term wear. Once locked in place, the tube prevents the wearer from obtaining an erection or receiving traditional male genital stimulation.
Becky: It bothers me when my cuck husband Mike gets a boner. I'm never going to touch it so it's pointless.

Veronica: I know, like as if any girl would want to touch or see THAT. It's like tiny and stuff.

Mandy: Why don't you get a chastity tube for him?

Veronica: Like, what's that and stuff?

Mandy: There's a ring that goes around his junk and a tube that covers

his little pee pee. When you connect them together, he can't get another useless stiffy.

Becky: That sounds perfect!
by NeverGonnaGetIt69 July 22, 2021
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