trouser jihad

Pronunciation:'trau-z&r / ji-'häd

Premature ejaculation.
Literally, 'exploding' in your pants.

Billy was all set for his big night with Sharon until he had a 'trouser jihad' and ran away sheepishly.

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A 'brown trouser moment'

similar to 'shit a brick', when something so scary happens or when something makes you really nervous

the cops dog kept sniffing our bag in the airport, that was such a 'brown trouser moment'

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Shorter than a trouser snake, but bigger than a garment worm

Sally went fishing for trouser trout with live bait

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A brown trouser snake is playing peek a boo with my asshole.

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An unassisted pantgasm.

"She took her top off and I just had a trouser blast. I knew I should've jerked off before I went out."

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An extremely unattractive female, who is always trying to suck dick!!

"Damn, that "trouser hound" has been barking at me all nite!! ..Its not polite to talk with your mouth full!!"

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Mike Trout, of the Los Angeles Angels of Aneheim’s new nickname after signing a $430 million contract.

Mike Trouser Trout really Trout Slapped Bruce Harper with his record breaking $430 million dollar contract!

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