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Townie Hater

Normal Person. i.e one that doesn't dress in ridiculous sports gear all the time, doesn't breed like a jack-rabbit with the pox, and isn't into flushing their life down the toilet ASAP
"Oy, oy, innit..."
"Fuck off."
Townie Hater by Elohim January 29, 2005

Take You Down To Brown Town 

a phrase which is uttered by a man who is about to sodomize another person. Conversely, can be uttered by the sodomee or by someone who wants to perform/receive anilingus.
You better turn that frown upsidedown, cuz i'm about to take you down to brown town baby

small-town syndrome 

When an individual becomes infatuated with their own reputation and creates a faux following and ego around themselves. This is all undone upon the individual visiting a larger town or city, where they find themselves somewhat unknown and ignored.
Where I come from, everyone knows me.

Who the f*ck are you? Sounds like you got small-town syndrome.

Tony Eveready 

Porn star who inserted his entire nutsack into a woman's asshole while also managing insert his penis into her extremely loose vagina.
Famous Quotes:

"I'm fittin' to go try dis at home"
"Asshole won't let my nuts out"
"Aww nigga"
"Freak dat bitch out then Tone"
"Spread dem ass cheeks girl"
Example: "After our first date together, we went to back to my apartment where she asked me to freak her out like Tony Eveready."
Tony Eveready by T361T April 16, 2008

lazy town 

One of the most annoying and yet somehow enjoyable children's television programs currently in existance.

It contains several overly-athletic Icelandic actors (I'll call them actors for the sake of the definition), an overly-gymnastic pink-haired child-thing and several scary as fuck puppet things.

Needless to say, the star of the show is in fact, the bad guy. Robbie Rotten is actually amazing. It's true.

Also, it has one of the most catchy techno-esque theme tunes I have ever heard.
"Bing Bang Diggly Dong
First thing that I say after I wake up
Bing Bang Diggly Dong
I say those words before I go to sleep..."

"Oh God, Lazy Town's starting..."
lazy town by Pink Kipper July 27, 2007

Tony Two Thumbs 

Somebody who finds texting more important than a conversation with an actual human being. Often times, a Tony Two Thumbs will ignore everything in his or her environment to urgently respond to a text.
John: So what are you doing tonight?
Adam: ...(thumb-stroke noises)...
John: Alright, Tony Two Thumbs, let me know when you're ready to talk
Tony Two Thumbs by eh lyonz August 1, 2010