torpedo

an aquatic instrument fired at kids swimming in the ocean

The man shook faster to arm the torpedo

by Gigaphile February 21, 2022

crusty torpedo

When using a cum rag inside of a shirt cannon.

Bro shot me with a crusty torpedo in my face.

by JohnnyMaples December 6, 2022

sock torpedo

A hot load, delievered by a meat head ,well and comfortable embedded in a sock (usually the right one)

Guy 1:Oh shit ! Dont touch this!!!
It got penetrated by a sock torpedo!!!
Guy 2: doin the "body snatchers" scream

by Kotschwan-Z September 1, 2021

cock torpedo

A hard wiener that jumps out of the pants towards a target of opportunity.The trick is to land a hit, unreconaised by the victim so that i cant evade further actions in preparation.
To be clear, its in no way a rape attempt because its all bee's n honey.

Man the stations! Its time to send a cock torpedo to her bow! O7

by Kotschwan-Z August 18, 2021

bitch torpedo

When a jealous girl sends the girl you like a string of lies and torpedos your relationship.

Bitch Torpedo: A verbal lie from a third party that ruins a prospective relationship.

by Apopolouis November 11, 2014

Torpedo of Truth

A massive erection which gives the receiver clarity beyond their wildest dreams; exposes them to truth

I met this hot babe and introduced her to the Torpedo of Truth. She's enlighened beyond her years

by dinyab May 3, 2011

Bell head torpedo

Large black penis

She couldn’t wait for me to whip out that bell head torpedo

by Boscoe69 September 14, 2023