Flute Toot

A light squealing fart with different frequencies created an amazing melody of flatulence depletion.
*man farts*
Guy:that was cute
Guy 2:what?
Guy:that flute toot.
Guy 2:o thanks can you taste it?
Guy:yeah it was beautiful.
by Randomxhumor May 1, 2011
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toot square

the sound of a 180 degree fart that encompasses the whole room.
Man my wife just leaked a toot square around the buffet table, it sounded like aids
by tonyromo88 July 6, 2011
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tooting powder

Eventually, this term comes from the act of actually eating what some may know as "poop," and exhausting some type of powder as the matter is injested.
"My dog was tooting powder, and there was way too much residue in the grass, afterwards."
by Jillian Saint James July 20, 2009
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Toot Sweet

He loves to dance all night with my girlfriend at the clubs. He is also her masseur, who waxes her vag, and gives her spa treatments. I don't worry what they do together, because he is Toot Sweet..
by Angelo Giuseppe Salvatore January 4, 2019
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Toot that ass up

A phrase used by a male, to communicate, to a significant other, that he wants some ass; Back it up on his dick. Give him the booty.
Guy: "Ay bitch, toot that ass up."
Girl:"Yes, daddy!"
by JeiOfExodia June 18, 2020
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toot booty

a large unshapely ass complete with dimples, stretch marks, and hemmorhoids. (toot from the comedy Central series Drawn together)
-Have you seen Kirstie Alley lately?
-Yea she's a got a straight toot booty.
by Doom&Demolition December 20, 2010
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