Flute Toot

A light squealing fart with different frequencies created an amazing melody of flatulence depletion.

*man farts*
Guy:that was cute
Guy 2:what?
Guy:that flute toot.
Guy 2:o thanks can you taste it?
Guy:yeah it was beautiful.

by Randomxhumor May 1, 2011

P-toots

That to, or pertaining to:
-Prostitutes
-Farts
-Breasts
-Adjective form ("You're being a real p-toot right now")
-Foreign food
-Expletive ("Awww, p-toots!")
-A way of life.

These Indian p-toots taste like ash and ketchup

by Smoove D November 26, 2010

tooting powder

Eventually, this term comes from the act of actually eating what some may know as "poop," and exhausting some type of powder as the matter is injested.

"My dog was tooting powder, and there was way too much residue in the grass, afterwards."

by Jillian Saint James July 20, 2009

Toot Sweet

Slang for an effeminate homosexual.

He loves to dance all night with my girlfriend at the clubs. He is also her masseur, who waxes her vag, and gives her spa treatments. I don't worry what they do together, because he is Toot Sweet..

by Angelo Giuseppe Salvatore January 4, 2019

toot that ass up

Turn around and poke the booty out

Hey girl toot that ass up for me real quick

by Jersey mike and cleat bobby May 26, 2018

Toot that ass up

A phrase used by a male, to communicate, to a significant other, that he wants some ass; Back it up on his dick. Give him the booty.

Guy: "Ay bitch, toot that ass up."
Girl:"Yes, daddy!"

by JeiOfExodia June 18, 2020

twin toot

When someone farts twice within seconds and the farts have very similar sound.

I did a twin toot and it sounded like a flute.

by McE April 13, 2007