tomatoe salad

When a guy has a hemroid and takes a shit, he wipes too hard which busts it and the woman cleans the shit mixed with blood by licking it up

After my wife gave me a blumpkin, she was still hungry for a tomatoe salad.

by Randizzal October 7, 2006

Pink Tomato

Slang term for a fully aroused swollen clitoris, especially one that is
pink and larger than average. In this state, female
arousal and clitoral sensativity are at absolute highs;
the desire for its stimulation by hand, tongue or
implement is unparalleled.

"He had her so hot, she SCREAMED for him to devour her Pink Tomato!"

by Meezen January 9, 2009

Nipple Tomatos

Tomatos so small you may need a penis pump to see the damn things

They are smaller than cherry tomatos, they are nipple tomatos.

Small Point

by wevets March 8, 2009

Tomato Sauce

good when prepared by qualified professionals (aka Italians), but can be the grossest and most vial thing in the world when prepared by Jewish people.

Italian person: "My mom makes the best pasta."

Jewish Person: My mom's pasta makes me want to barf.

(I am Jewish, so I know from first hand experience that tomato sauce, when prepared by Jews, is deadly.)

I will support any politician who makes a law banning Jewish people from making tomato sauce.

by I hate Tomato Sauce July 20, 2010

kansas tomato

having sex with someone during their period

little did i know, i was in the middle of a kansas tomato... messy i tell yah

by a ly August 13, 2006

Tomato Sex

This definition is written for Austin. Tomato Sex is the act of taking two people, preferably Kayleigh and Katrina, and a bag of tomatoes. Cut it in the left abdomen above the seed sack but not too deep or this process will fail you you greatly. Then take the small black steak knife and poke in and out of the vagina shaped tomato. This will be causing the tomato to juice and make the plate or whatever surface your operating on very wet. Then you take salt and add it to the juices, making a sperm-like liquid, thats much less thick. Then you lick it all up. Like a jizzbitch. Nom nom. WE LOVE YOU AUSTIN. :)

-Kayleigh and Katrina

January 24,
Katrina: "Dude Kayleigh"
Kayleigh: "What?"
Katrina: "-Starts to penetrate tomato with knife-"
Both: "-LAUGHTER, TOMATO SEX.-"

by Kayleigh G. and Katrina G. January 24, 2009

Bob the tomato

Bob the Tomato (or Bob the Termater as his friends call it) is a fruit that claims he is a veggie but isn't. He is in his own retarted little show called Veggietales. He hangs out with a retarted cucumber name Larry (or Scary Larry as some people call it) and is always talking about random crap that vegetables (or in this case, a fruit that has gone to the dark side) aren't supposed to talk about. He drugged Larry along with himself, which is why they are always going on random retarted fantasies and why Larry thinks he is a "superhero". He also does not understand the concept about what the difference is between inanimate objects and living things because he frequently talks to a computer (probably running Windows '93) named Qwerty (yeah, real creative Big Idea studios). He is now in an even more crappy spinoff called Veggietales: In the house, which is only featured on Netflix (for those of you on the dark side) and Fruitflix. Bob the tomato is also a part time model. Oh and he is gay for Larry. Bob the Tomato is dead

“Oh my god it’s red mcdaddy hammer otherwise known as bob the tomato”

by Shrekfangirl_123 January 21, 2019