Tom

An ugly bastard. That always smells like shit. Is a selfish prick than ruins people's life. You should avoid anyone with this name. Just the sight of this person will ruin your whole day. A donkeys ass is better looking than this thing. You can't even call him a man because he is such a big pussy. Hated by many loved by none. Usally old fat and bald.
Person one: God I hate this pig I work with

Person two: Of course you do it's because he is a Tom
by Fuck_foever17 February 22, 2014
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Tom Sawyer'd [tom sawyer]

To be tricked or deceived into performing a laborious or unpleasant task vie reverse psychology.
steve: damn it John Tom Sawyer'd tom sawyer me into helping him clean

tom sawyer: haha
by pi3r8 September 09, 2008
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TOM

Wow! Its her TOM!
by mofo ninja May 31, 2011
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A Tom

A fantastic drink consisting of two parts Labatt Blue and one part of whatever whiskey is lying around. Add the whiskey into half drank aluminum can and swirl till satisfactory. Popularized by Vermont Tom.
Tom: Ohhh What ya got over there
Drinker: A Tom
Tom: Oh I see now! HAHAHEHEHAHEHE
by Greyfoxfan August 08, 2012
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Tom is a very gay child who thinks he is black. He has a small penis and no one really likes him. A tom ussaly has a crush on someone who he can not get over let's all just get it toms a faggot. Tom also like doing gay shit like putting his tiny penis on small places and ribbing peoples legs.
Wow that guys smashing his dog he's such a tom.
by Tomisgay101 November 10, 2017
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