Toledo toast

The act of pooping in a empty bread bag and slapping someone in the face with it.

Would you like a serving of Toledo toast?

by thebreadguy September 20, 2009

foreskins on toast

Classic GI and prison chow line dish consisting of dried chipped beef in cream sauce poured over toasted light bread. The name seems to have originated in the U. S. Navy during World War Two. Intact sailors were "strongly encouraged" by Naval doctors and corpsman to undergo adult circumcisions for "hygienic" and "health" reasons. Apparently it was believed then (and to some extent now) that circumcised men have lower rates of infection with sexually transmitted disease during unprotected sex, and since horny sailors will often do reckless things when on shore leave (and more discreetly when on board ship) the age old religious rite of clipping the cod was vigrously promoted as a newflangled "scientific" solution for an age old military problem. Given the reputation for navy food anyway, and the obvious surplus of extra "meat" available, it is not surprising why the name stuck, and became somewhat legendary. The dish, though, is quite distinct from shit on a shingle.

I hear Kilroy got clipped. Looks like we're having foreskins on toast again.

by A. Hick July 24, 2006

yes toast

a term used to show achievement or completing something.
The same usage as "yes mate" or "yes"

"yes toast that was an awesome fifa goal hommes"

by wikginge December 29, 2007

rough as toast

To feel ill or extremely hungover it can even be used to define a rough looking person. It can be used for virtually anything to do with being rough

Omg ash I feel rough as toast after last night sesh !!!

by melbplacebo February 16, 2014

the toast game

its a game where guys sit around a piece of toast and cum on it. the last person to cum on the toast has to eat it.

"i am god at the toast game. i beat johnny so bad, i think he's phlacid."

by ReallyCoolGuy June 18, 2005

i'm toast

in trouble and hot n sweaty

ex.1 joe man i'm toast

ex.2 joe looks like toast

by ryan c c June 16, 2009

Dirty Toast

Bread (white or wheat -- doesn't matter) that is cooked through a toaster. Then, it is jizzed on constantly until covered. Then, it is eaten by either partner (usually the female).

Sara: "How was that dirty toast Joe gave you last night?"
Cammile: "Sticky..."

by XxXHadnarXxX May 10, 2010