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British insult from the victorian era, meant to get out as much spite as possible in one phrase before dying from eating arsenic-coated fucking sugar.
Guy 1: You are a thief and a murderer, you killed a baboon and have stolen it's face!"

Guy 2:* Fucking dies*
by Mighty Scrimbo March 15, 2021
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Cum Thief

When a girl sneaks into your room at night and sucks all the cum outta you to strengthen her superpowers
Fuck! My balls are flat, I’ve been got by a cum thief!
mugGet the Cum Thiefmug.

Thief

A low life piece of shit/ trash they take what doesn't belong to them and feel no remorse for the person who's lives they ruined/ just affected in a very drastic way. They deserve to be locked up for life for taking hard earned people's money and other valuables and if they one day suddenly disappeared i can for the most part almost guarantee no one would miss them.
Meet Fred, he works hard for his money is a taxpayer and bought everything he owns. On this day, Fred had his car stolen with many of his valuable possessions still inside the vehicle including but not limited to his phone, wallet, credit card insurance registration and other things that were valuable to him. Now Fred has to call the police who will probably arrive to the scene 2 hours after his car was initially stolen to file a report and they say they will like but the odds of them finding the car are very low. This is made worse by the fact that Fred had just finished paying of the vehicle and had just recieved the title to the car while the piece of shit thief is probably doing drugs in it without a care in the world.
by Righteousdude28 April 24, 2020
mugGet the Thiefmug.

Waffle Thief

1.

An offensive term for a Belgian suspected of theft.
Give it back you filthy fucking waffle thief
by JackRabbitStorm August 28, 2010
mugGet the Waffle Thiefmug.

.8.Cheat = Process, Lie = Dichotomize, Thief = Investigate.8.

.8.Cheat = Process, Lie = Dichotomize, Thief = Investigate.8.
.8.Cheat = Process, Lie = Dichotomize, Thief = Investigate.8.
by Adujasty343 July 14, 2025
mugGet the .8.Cheat = Process, Lie = Dichotomize, Thief = Investigate.8.mug.

Xilo The Meme Thief

Xilo The Meme Thief is a discord user well know around Luci's discord server as The Giga Chad he has earned the nickname as for humiliating many people,Furries and much more to the point where he has humiliated a discord mod (that was a furry) to the extent that the mod had to mute him each time he arrives on the discord server.
"Bro nothing compares to this discord mod bro this furry makes Hitler looks like a turd in the fucking wind."

XIlo The Meme Thief is just a guy humiliating furrys and people.
by Whywashitlerabitch April 28, 2022
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Doing a thief and the cobbler.

When you are about to cum but it gets butchered by someone coming in
Yeah,I Doing a thief and the cobbler. yesterday

I misspelled it on purpose so I could get it in the example
by What’s your handle321 January 24, 2024
mugGet the Doing a thief and the cobbler.mug.

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