Desk Dump

A "desk dump" is the act of jumping onto the desk of a co-worker or manager you hate and doing a poo in the middle of their desk to express how much you dislike them. A similar concept to leaving a bag of dog poo on someone's door step.

"I really hate the head of sales, he's such a dick. I'm going to desk dump him"

by Dumpers March 1, 2020

green desking

Doing school and/or office work outside

E.g at a park

My boss came in today and encourage me to try green desking at least once this week

by Ruby_E01 October 18, 2021

to desk with

To "desk with" is to get stuck working with someone with whom you've had a sexual relationship, but now despise. For employment purposes, you're willing to "desk with" the individual and keep up appearances.

I had to desk with Bobby for six more months after that scumbag cheated on me with Debbie.

by MNPopsicle October 7, 2016

Desk Liquor

The secret stash of liquor, vodka, whiskey, etc., that is stored in one's desk to pull out and drink as needed for extremely stressful days at the office.

Today has been rough so I think I'm going to have a shot of my desk liquor to relax.

by The_Sunn May 19, 2017

Desk

Those shitty desks connected to chairs that schools have

The desk i have is so shitty my knees are cramped.

by LesterLopaz November 13, 2019

Deske

That one person/object you devote your entire existence to.

OBI4AM TE DESKE

by rejina February 4, 2021

desk-flowers

Floral arrangements proudly displayed on workplace desks
and gushed over by all.

Her desk-flowers were an unexpected surprise and not only
brightened up her day, but the entire office as well.

by EASYFLOWERS May 16, 2016