British insult from the victorian era, meant to get out as much spite as possible in one phrase before dying from eating arsenic-coated fucking sugar.
Guy 1: You are a thief and a murderer, you killed a baboon and have stolen it's face!"
Guy 2:* Fucking dies*
Guy 2:* Fucking dies*
by Mighty Scrimbo March 15, 2021
Get the You are a thief and a murderer, you killed a baboon and have stolen it's face!mug. The person up train of you on the sushi train that steals your chosen plate or plates.
Differs from a sushi hog and sushi ninja by quantity and selectivity.
Differs from a sushi hog and sushi ninja by quantity and selectivity.
by xhoochx March 17, 2014
Get the Sushi Thiefmug. Similar to yo son is a crackhead
These are common yo children/yo daughter/yo son jokes
There are more but these are universal Insults to someone's children
These are common yo children/yo daughter/yo son jokes
There are more but these are universal Insults to someone's children
Bob: Your a dumb useless crackhead thief
Sam: I am not
Bob: yes you are
Sam: I'm clean and don't steal
Bob:idc
Sam: but yo daughter is a thief and yo son is a crackhead I know cus I saw them
Bob:... fuck you
Sam: I am not
Bob: yes you are
Sam: I'm clean and don't steal
Bob:idc
Sam: but yo daughter is a thief and yo son is a crackhead I know cus I saw them
Bob:... fuck you
by 459395 August 31, 2023
Get the yo daughter is a thiefmug. by Boner theif maker April 21, 2018
Get the boner thiefmug. A girl who terrorized Yakeley (and Gilchrist) laundry rooms during the 2024-2025 school year by stealing name-brand clothing and selling it on depop and to plato’s closet. This event caused widespread panic (and entertainment) making people wonder if they’ve fallen victim to this horrible crime.
by spartysleftboot May 6, 2025
Get the Yakeley Laundry Thiefmug. by Adujasty343 July 14, 2025
Get the <.7.9.7.6.>Cheat = Process, Lie = Dichotomize, Thief = Investigate<.7.9.7.6.>mug. A low life piece of shit/ trash they take what doesn't belong to them and feel no remorse for the person who's lives they ruined/ just affected in a very drastic way. They deserve to be locked up for life for taking hard earned people's money and other valuables and if they one day suddenly disappeared i can for the most part almost guarantee no one would miss them.
Meet Fred, he works hard for his money is a taxpayer and bought everything he owns. On this day, Fred had his car stolen with many of his valuable possessions still inside the vehicle including but not limited to his phone, wallet, credit card insurance registration and other things that were valuable to him. Now Fred has to call the police who will probably arrive to the scene 2 hours after his car was initially stolen to file a report and they say they will like but the odds of them finding the car are very low. This is made worse by the fact that Fred had just finished paying of the vehicle and had just recieved the title to the car while the piece of shit thief is probably doing drugs in it without a care in the world.
by Righteousdude28 April 24, 2020
Get the Thiefmug.