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British insult from the victorian era, meant to get out as much spite as possible in one phrase before dying from eating arsenic-coated fucking sugar.
Guy 1: You are a thief and a murderer, you killed a baboon and have stolen it's face!"

Guy 2:* Fucking dies*
by Mighty Scrimbo March 15, 2021
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Couch thief

a. That friend who somehow always ends up leaning on your life, crashing on your couch, and gives you nothing in return, i.e. when you're all watching TV, the couch thief asks you to get a soda for them, and when you return they've stolen your seat.
Brian is a couch thief. He venmo-ed me to split the Uber, even though he had a free ride.
by 60MinutesInHavana November 22, 2017
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Penny thief

Clickbait YouTubers who have to many ads for a video that 10:01 long.|Ricegum
Bob: I met a youtube at Vidcon!
Mark: was it a Penny thief?
Bob: No, it was Lele Pons.
Mark: That is an oxymoron!
by Pettycrimes July 14, 2020
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Thief

Mark Zuckerberg aka Zuck the Cuck has copied and stolen intellectual property from MySpace and now Twitter to create copycat companies like Facebook, Instagram and most recently Threads. It's also a proven fact that Mark Zuckerberg ran companies steal users data even after they delete their accounts. He is definitely a thief!
by GloryDoge July 11, 2023
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Drama thief

A person who steal someone's drama
I stole his drama and his money, and his girl friend as well! he is now a loser. I am a bad drama thief!
by Goodchild May 14, 2015
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box thief

a lesbian who hooks up with other peoples girlfriends, often used in the prison context.
"that bitch is shady, stealing everyone's meat, she a box thief"
by dreadhead22 January 3, 2016
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Horse Thief

an insult for someone who has wronged you or betrayed you in some way.
Johnny: You broke my granny's special vase! You yellow bellied horse thief, you'll pay for this!
by kobwebster March 13, 2023
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