Hand Tickle Five

A elegantly creepy twist to everyone's favorite past time. The "High Five." This is performed on the unsuspecting victim under the guise of a regular "five." Both participants hands are raised up in the traditional fashion, however, as the palms meet, the attacker quickly springs to action dragging their fingertips across the victim's palm leaving the victim confused, grossed-out, and overall, a bit upset.

Christine "GOOD JOB!! High five?"

*raises hand

*slap

Adrian "Oh my God. What the hell did you just do to me?!?!"

Christin "Hand Tickle Five!!! Muahahah!!!!"

by bigreded December 7, 2009

Algonquin Trout Tickler

The act of catching a river trout, than returning home to clean it. After cleaning one than wraps it in a new paper for later use. When the female returns home the male entices here to the bed room. Sex begins and eventually have the female switch to a reverse cowgirl position, while she isn't paying attention remove said trout from newspaper and begin hitting her repeatedly till she leaves... than fry trout for next days lunch...

Mike: Hello Steve
Steve: Hey Mike! Would you like to grab a beer tomorrow?
Mike: No, I can't I am fishing for trout tomorrow so I can give this new girl the "Algonquin Trout Tickler", that will end all talks of moving in together!"
Steve: Wow man, you most defiantly should have Tickled her the first time so she knew you weren't that type of man who actually lives a with a woman!!!

by ChocolateEmu September 10, 2010

tickle the kipper

when a girl experiments, masturbates or plays with herself.

When the husbands away on buissness Janice has to tickle the kipper

by crowther1234 February 3, 2008

thigh ticklers

1)giant sideburns that creep down ones face and are overly bushy
2)bushy sideburns used to tickle girls thighs while giving a female oral pleasure

when ken went down on me last night his thigh ticklers were like wooo!

by lindzshartpants August 4, 2005

Blood is thicker than water

The ties that bind are stronger when it comes to family than people outside the family (e.g., friends, colleagues, strangers, etc.).
Blood = family (though not necessarily related by blood, such as husband and wife)
Water = non-family

1) "Don't trust anyone outside the family. Blood is thicker than water. Never forget that."

2) A man wakes up from a coma to find all of his family around him. Man: "Where are all my friends? They said they would be there for me no matter what!"
Nurse: "I suppose it's true what they say: blood is thicker than water."

3) "Why did this man's friends show up to his funeral, yet none of his family did?"
"Well... I guess water is thicker than blood!" (the opposite can also be used for dramatic effect)

by Skeptikai March 23, 2013

Tickle my pickle for a nickel

It means to get a girl and make her suck and tickle your pickle for a nickel for 5mins

Hey can you tickle my pickle for a nickel?

by YOUNG_CUTEBOY March 29, 2017

Tickle Wars

When a Boyfriend/girlfrind or even a bestfriend of yours tickle eachother continuously until one gives up, and in return must do whatever the winner desires.(no limit on the amount of peaple)Usually takes place at the park, in the car, parking garages (lol), or wherever it benefits them.

(at the park on the grass)
Boyfriend:(tickling girlfriend)You give up huh?huh?
Girlfriend:Hahahahaha yes!I mean No, no, no, no!!
(girlfriend has sneak attack and tickles his nipples)
Boyfriend:Hahahah Okay, oaky, okay!!You win tickle wars for today!!
Girlfriend:Yes!!
Boyfriend:What are your demands babe?
Girlfriend:Back rube please!!

by Suzie Ziemann June 5, 2008