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Lawnmower technique

When a girl is full of laxatives and you rip a pair of anal needs out like your starting a lawnmower
Hey girl, wanna do the lawnmower technique and see what splats
by Jdawg420289747 February 16, 2024
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Technique

"If it's a 'Technique' it's a lie... And one of the techniques I use is *blank* but it's 'true' when I do it." Dr. Jordan Peterson
Hym "If it's a 'Technique' it's a lie.... Unless you're the one using the technique then it's not. Fantastic. It's funny that that's how 'the structure of reality' works. Using techniques makes you a liar... But then you accidentally outline a technique that YOU USE.... And then you give yourself a caveat because I was correct. There's always a caveat. YOU are never the bad guy. You're never a liar. Because when you lie it's not a lie. When I tell the truth... It isn't the truth. Ha! Hahaha! It's hilarious! You just don't survive in a place where everyone isn't retards you can swindle. That's why the recession into solipsism. Put up a fence around your little retard farm and then siphon off as much resources as you can... Die... Give it to your kids... So they don't have to to work as hard as everyone else. You sell hard work (in abstraction) to people... So you and your kids can work less hard. That's the entire game.
by Hym Iam February 23, 2024
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Fidget Spinner Technique

When your friend Caden Spins Like a Fidget Spinner On This Dads Dick
Fidget Spinner Technique is when your friend caden spins on his dads dick.
by iiBuggzZz June 30, 2021
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