shitty shuffle

The walk to where toilet paper is stored upon learning that the toilet paper roll is empty after defecating. This walk is typically awkward in an effort to not smear any feces remaining in the anus.

"My roommate didn't replace the empty toilet paper roll, so I had to do the shitty shuffle to the closet."

by ISayWhatUrThinking February 12, 2013

Filthy Shuffle

A dance native to Omaha brought on by too much Jameson. The dance is comprised of staples from different dances. Some of the moves seen in the dance are "The Dice Roll", "The C Walk", "Deion Sanders endzone celebration", "The Frank Reynolds", etc. Since the dance is always evolving, it will never go out of style.

After killing Seth in College Football, Sean filthy shuffled up a storm.

by The With July 30, 2011

Holland Shuffle

The act when someone grabs a man's penis then the man grabs the others forearm and jacks himself off. Like the Dutch Rudder only the hand placement is switched.

Ashley came in and jacked off Steve by giving him a Holland Shuffle.

by A.C. Slator December 9, 2010

Bread shuffle

To use your fingers to skip past slices of bread in the loaf. can be done on with any kind of bread.

Dude 1 bread shuffled past the first slice of whole wheat because Dude 2 touched it without washing his hands upon returning from the bathroom.

by Lonedro42 October 19, 2012

Buffalo Shuffle

The way Canadians run across ice without slipping and falling.

Gary did the buffalo shuffle across the pond to get away from the moose who was chasing him.

by cdnshredder September 8, 2015

wikipedia shuffle

A fake news strategy to smear persons using Wikipedia. Here's how it works: 1) Bribe Wikipedia editors to fabricate a fake smear 2) Market the Wikipedia citation to several corrupted media outlets that are known to publish the information 3) Delete or revert the original fabricated smear Wikipedia edits 4) Market the corrupted media articles citing the previously existing fabricated Wikipedia article to additional media outlets that may or may not be corrupted and observe the successful launder smears turned factual out of little effort

source: @2:46:31 youtu.be/UuTDAXdkPr4#t=2h46m31s

I Wikipedia Shuffled Donald Trump, Alex Jones, Julian Assange, Edward Snowden and made a lot of money by acftually doing my job!

by jkcl May 17, 2019

refrigerator shuffle

the awkward movement of a grossly obese person.

refrigerator shuffle: Imagine two people on either side of a refrigerator. One person holds the appliance in place while the other slides or shuffles their side forward.

by dogwang October 26, 2012