Ship is Sinking

A term used for when a situation is progressively getting worse over
At a house party
Anton: "Man this party is so slow, there is like zero women here and no booze"
Leroy: " Yep, this ship is sinking, I am out"
by RaiRaijinn December 14, 2016
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Ship-Shit

Relationship bullshit. The ridiculous bullshit that one has to go through in a relationship that doesn't make logical sense. Typically in a relationship that is not working out or going well.
Friend: "Hey how's it going between you and Tony?"
You: "Ya know same old ship-shit...I don't know if we're going to last much longer."
OR
You: "What are you and Tammy fighting about anyways?"
Friend: "Stupid ship-shit. She expects me to pay for her dogs grooming bill because she says I'm 'the one that makes him shed' because I pet him 'too much'. It doesn't even make sense."
by KindleKrackhead February 07, 2022
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Shipping Tax

Amount charged for shipping an item above the actual cost of the item. Used when discussing sites, such as ebay, where sellers will sometimes charge large flat-rate shipping costs in order to try to get more profit from a sale.
I bid low because the shipping tax was outrageous.
by caq November 01, 2007
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spunkle ship

A game played by two players, where they lie down with the tops of their heads touching. Players then attempt to ejaculate over their own heads onto the opposing player.
Whoever loses this round of spunkle ship gets to shower last!
by Dimox January 25, 2018
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pirate ship

an act of sexual intercourse between two men and one woman. The woman crouches on all fours and one man inserts his penis into her mouth the other into her vagina or anus. She then slides backwards and forwards on both penises. This mimmicks the motion of a pirate ship ride.
Me and my mate pirate shipped ya girlfriend last night.

Or

Hey man we should pirate ship that chick
by Beastman March 08, 2005
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pirate ship

a waterborn vessel on which pirates travel
The swashbuckling buccaneer stood aboard his pirate ship.
by grinch sugar face March 31, 2004
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Rocket Ship

a girl takes a puff from a cigarette, then holds her breath while perfroming oral sex on the man until she must exhale. Then, she must exhale slowly while sliding her lips back of the cock. More and more of the penis will be revealed from the mouth, causing more and more smoke to come out with it.
Laquisha loves smoking and giving head, so she combined her two favorite hobbies and gave me a rocket ship.
by JakeHudz May 02, 2009
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