snow nap

To die or pass out in the snow. Usually many climbers who attempt to summit Mount Everest may suffer from this.

They're not rational enough to know like "if I sit down, and take just an little bitty nap, then I'm not getting back up." I'm taking a snow nap. --Jeff B. Evans

by Vappyvap October 24, 2018

Fap-nap

Fap-nap: a nap that occurs after the act of hand to schlong masturbation. Sometimes before the clean up has occurred. Used as a way to fight insomnia and a way to facilitate the sleeping process.

I took a fap-nap over lunch break! It was a deep sleep and I feel rejuvenated.

by PedroSteensgardio November 11, 2014

digestive nap

A nap one partakes in after a delightful, filling meal. This type of nap allows the body to prepare for digestion and the following defecation.

Paige, after eating a half-order of cheese fries, nine ounce filet mignon, house salad, and coconut prawns, decides that it is time to drop the Cosbys off at the pool. Before she can execute the drop-off, however, she enjoys a digestive nap to prepare her body.

by Alex Beard December 21, 2005

dirt nap

n. death

v. (taking a dirt nap) dying. Sometimes used to describe passing out/being unconscious as if dead

also, receiving a visit from Dr. Dirt Nap (dying)

Poor Jane, she stayed home from work today because her cat took a dirt nap yesterday.

by TBea April 22, 2008

Biden nap

The 46th president of the United States's signature move. A quick ten second nap that restores all energy and focus.

Donald Trump: "We just lost the fucking round. I swear to God Joe if you're taking one of your fucking Biden naps again."

Joe Biden: "As a matter of fact I was taking a Biden nap. I'm about to carry your ass this next round."

by Onandonandomnom February 21, 2023

King of Naps

the boy with the nappiest hair ever, in other words :brandon..

King of Naps was trying to comb his mess of hair while giving his x a hot dog bun.

by asdfasdfsdaf December 28, 2007

Safety nap

Taking a nap while everyone else is working, in the interest of health and safety. Especially relevant to tugboat captains.

Jay:"Where is Doug?"
Tim:" Oh, he is taking a safety nap!"
Jay:" does he know we are loading a barge?"
Tim: "he knows!"

by Arms1 August 19, 2013