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Quantum Dick Mechanics

The phenomenon that occurs when looking at once own penis from differing angles. For example from their own perspective versus in a mirror.

The penis will seem to be a completely different size.
Josh tried to explain Quantum Dick Mechanics to me the other day. Apparently it's all about perspective.
by FrostieCooky July 3, 2019
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Big Mechanic

A man who is highly well trained in fixing or repairing vehicles, A person who is highly well educated in vehicles.
Yo big mechanic whats wrong with this car.
by Repoeman May 21, 2010
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The Mechanism

So the mechanism is. You grab you shmakalam then fold it put one ball on the top and the other on the bottom then twist , you got the hamburger mechanism . 2. Grab your ball sack hairs and twist them after that braid them together , you have the braided mechanism.
by Charlie_436 May 31, 2023
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Pussy Mechanic

A board certified medical doctor who is a gynaecology (or in some other cases obstetrics) specialist.

Considering a gynaecologist looks at a female reproductive system for a living and fixes that specific organ systems issues, he is basically a mechanic for pussies
Woman: My vagina hurts, I'm not sure whats wrong
Man: Go to the Pussy Mechanic then
by xx_cunnyraper_xx February 18, 2024
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Lunchtable Mechanic

That guy from school or work who reads up on car magazines, plays the latest Gran Turismo or Forza title and swears the Honda S2000 could slam a Porshe 911. They might know something about cars, but your best off not trusting a word they say.
"I was putting oil in my Civic at Autozone and once I opened the hood, all the lunchtable mechanics came out of the woodwork offering advice"
by LilChillbil August 11, 2017
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Mechanical Pride

Taking pride in doing something extraordinary with a tool or machine that isn't the best choice, only because of the fact that it's your tool/machine.
"When we get to Moab, let's rent a sweet Jeep to head out on the trails with!" "I've got too much mechanical pride for that. We're going out in my stock 94 Geo Tracker..."
by anonymous October 18, 2022
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Chiller Mechanic

The ultimate service technician. They are the most skilled among the super fitters. They will not hesitate to tell you how awesome they are and will select the work they deem is up to their talents, which is constantly changing.
JCI Chiller Mechanic: I only work on machines that are Caribean Blue, because I am a chiller mechanic.
Non chiller mechanic: I am going to do a start up on this air cooled machine.
JCI Chiller Mechanic: You're not smart enough to do that.
by HVAC tech October 11, 2020
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