A lizard is a person of the bisexual orientation. Lizards differentiate greatly from their fellow humans, the Kitty, the Goat, and the Ram. Some lizards will transform into kitties or goat/rams at some point in their lives.
Susan: Oh no...I really liked it when Mary was eating my vagina.
Paul: Well thats cool...that means you can still have sex with me and you can also have sex with Mary. You're the perfect little Lizard!
Paul: Well thats cool...that means you can still have sex with me and you can also have sex with Mary. You're the perfect little Lizard!
by Masterpp4u January 03, 2006
Florida Gaytor Fan: Hey, did you see Tim Tebow last night?
Average Guy: Hell No! What do i look like a fucking Lizard fan?
Average Guy: Hell No! What do i look like a fucking Lizard fan?
by Buckeye Til I Die December 13, 2007
by TheRustedLizard August 28, 2018
When a strand of hair gets wrapped around a part of the labia minora for so long that it turns purple and dies. This dead section of skin is the rancid lizard.
by dan_gleewang January 10, 2021
by Likey August 06, 2011
by kale hag February 27, 2015
Love Lizards is a Rhythm Heaven Minigame. You play as a yellow ||Güiro Lizard||, your partner is a green, smaller Güiro Lizard. You must be in sync with your partner, while your partner shakes their tail, you scratch your back, but don’t do this randomly! You only do so after you both stomp your feet in a pattern.
by I Write Random Explanations June 19, 2021