Seller-itis

A sickness which causes you to sell really bad

Logan keeps missing the goal in soccer

Logan: sorry I keep selling, I have a bad case of seller-itis

by Sigma girl May 6, 2025

Fagioli-itis

From the Italian soup: Pasta e fagioli; and pronounced as Fag-ee-oh-lee-itis. After visiting a restaurant claiming to be authentically Italian, the waitress claimed she was the owners daughter and offered us the soup of the day. She pronounced it as Pasta Fag-ee-oh-lee. This prompted the term Fagioli-itis. It means a person that is full of crap, pretending to be something other than one’s true self, or someone being dishonest or misleading with a lie so full of mistakes that the ruse is given away immediately, with the the guilty party being completely unaware.

My mom claims to be 37 years old, but everyone here just attended my 50th birthday. I believe she has a case of fagioli-itis

by SooperJeenyus February 20, 2020

Akron-itis

The impending doom of complacency that one feels upon entering Akron, Ohio. Symptoms include, but are not limited to: immediately feeling like you are morbidly obese and have mobility issues, eating almost nothing but all-American food (e.g., pizza, hot dogs, and hamburgers), thinking that Highland Square is the best or worst neighborhood ever, taking your minor league baseball team way too seriously, reveling the Goodyear/Firestone "glory days," and acting like one of the many sad and unfortunate people who use the public transportation system.

After spending just a few days in Akron, you too will develop the the telltale symptoms of Akron-itis.

by EatMySheet September 20, 2023

Pre-itis

The drowsy or sleepy feeling you get while you are eating a fulfilling meal. Leads to itis.

While we were eating dinner , I seen him eating sluggish and his eyes rolling back, then I said, "Damn, it looks like you got pre-itis." itis

by Nunuheartsbuck😘 September 11, 2016

Mark-itis

Niggas not shooting the fucking ball wide open

Mark-itis is Lando, Pat, Nate.

by Nando11 September 25, 2022

ity

Reffered to an invincible person, Someone people look up to

you can't mess with em, they're an ity

by jxorry April 20, 2021

Ialsodontwhatthefucktosaybecauseiamjustusingawebsitethatlistswordsendingwith-ity

A person that doesn't know words that end with ity by using a website with words that end with ity

Can you list words that end with ity
Sure: immortality, ambisexuality, bisexuality, homosexuality, generosity, virtuosity, intellectuality, fraternity, hepatotoxicity, Idontknowwhatthehelltosay-ity, ialsodontwhatthefucktosaybecauseiamjustusingawebsitethatlistswordsendingwith-ity, brothatscheatingidontknowwhyididntthoughtofthissoonerimsuchadumbasssus-ity, iknowbutyoucouldhavetriedtooithasalotofwordsthatendwith-ity, Iknowbutnowistoolateandwekindaoverdidthejokesomaybeweshouldstoplmao-ity, wehavefinishedalreadywecantdothisanymoreiwanttostopwiththish-ity, Yeahletsstopthisshi-ity, yeahletsfuckingstop-ity

by Man100,000 June 15, 2023