The fact that Joe didn't clean the beaker properly was the absent factor in the experiment that lead to the explosion in the lab.
by jon132 March 02, 2009
Its is a scale - generally used for the measurement of the wetness and/or lumpiness farts - It is based on a simple 1 to 10 Scale
There is a direct correlation between mud factor and skid marks.
There is a direct correlation between mud factor and skid marks.
Jimmy was horrified when the small silent fart he tried to squeeze out while on the train hit mud factor 10.
by taranto September 27, 2013
This is a scale used to analyze the precise lol (laugh out loud) factor of a joke or amusing moment. There are three levels of lollage, they are in their respective order from lowest to highest: major lollage, ultimate lollage and maximum lollage. The level of lollage is determined either through a group consensus or individual taste.
Dude, that was totally ultimate lollage.
Major lollage moment, when Jon Goslin was in Las Vegas.
The thing on Donald Trumps head has the maximum lollage factor.
Major lollage moment, when Jon Goslin was in Las Vegas.
The thing on Donald Trumps head has the maximum lollage factor.
by therealfarq November 15, 2009
An amount of time added to any journey in a rural area to allow for getting stuck behind slow moving agricultural vehicles or coming across farm animals in the road.
by heppers July 17, 2017
by mangokoolaid August 17, 2011
The amount of times a person is thought of as a fantasy subject by men masterbating per week.
GLAZE FACTOR = the number of men getting off X the amount of times they masterbate to the subject per day X 7 days
GLAZE FACTOR = the number of men getting off X the amount of times they masterbate to the subject per day X 7 days
That is a very pretty pollce officer, with the amount men she works with and the amount of men she sees in public weekly I bet that her glaze factor is well over 100
by Captaincool149 December 04, 2021
If you one fixes, places or installs something where other people can get to it, someone will eventually DICK WITH it.
A maintenance person installs a thermostat in a common area used by employee's. The thermostat has a locking cover placed over it. Someone gets the cover worked loose and broken so they can turn up the tempurature. So the maintenance person must figure in the Dickwith Factor, installing the thermostat by means that makes it way to hard to dick with. or installing it in a manner that being dicked with makes no difference.
by Maintenance Man March 21, 2014